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QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Oct 28, 2009 -> 08:54 AM) Thankfully, I did awful. 19 of 20 with plenty of time to spare. Never knew "livin' just to find emotion" was the lyric.

Opossums have 54 teeth, the most teeth of any living land mammal in the world.

Mmmmmm. . . . Soylent Green.

Dulcet duets derived from discordant diatribe.

As if I would have wasted a good X word on purpose.

You Know What?? Xylonite — made from spent flax (one x) — was not invented by Jesus, but by an Englishman in the 19th century.

Very funny episode. Whaaaa!

Showing off isn't really his thing. . . unless the party runs out of wine.

Question: If Jesus walks into the room and forgets to shut the door behind him, is it bad form to ask him if he was born in a barn?

Oh, only the M counts. Sez I.

Know Jeezus, Know Peace. No Jeezus, No Peace. Religion on a matchbook cover.

Hammurabi's Code says nothing about posting videos being akin to cheating.

Don't Hate, Recreate.

QUOTE (Tex @ Oct 27, 2009 -> 08:58 PM) When the Wis drinking age was 18, I worked at a place just over the line. When we would spot a "Romeo and Juliet" in a car, we would always ask both parties to get out of the car and question the girl. If she was drunk, we'd ask her if she had a friend available, if she knew the guy, etc. More than once we would receive a thank you letter later. When the Wis drinking age was 18 I was still 16. See? Not old.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Oct 27, 2009 -> 07:59 PM) X X - I believe if you looked into his eyes once, you could literally see that. You know that is ironic, because genetically speaking XX would make him a her.

Varmints is what my grandma used to call 'em. But they're junk is totally effed up so that makes them cool.

Opossums, referenced earlier in this thread, are interesting in that the males posses a penis that is positioned posterior to the scrotum rather than anterior to it.

Must be something in the air.

Christmas time is here Happiness and cheer Fun for all that children call Their favorite time of the year Snowflakes in the air Carols everywhere Olden times and ancient rhymes Of love and dreams to share

X is my system of choice, as in Mac OS X. You sunova %^$#@&!

Vista is teh sux0r

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Oct 27, 2009 -> 10:14 AM) I've said for a log time now that i believe this is the first step of many. SLIPPERY SLOPE! SLIPPERY SLOPE!!! DEATH PANELS!!!

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Oct 27, 2009 -> 12:02 AM) You're good at this game. Baldly bespeaking brazen blatherskite. . . boffo business.