sox4lifeinPA

Cartman started a christian rock band... they're at "Christfest" Cartman: "butters, remind me later to cut your balls off"

funny thing is....I used to be in a christian rock band...

I am shocked. So out of character. How long do ya need to know 'em before you give them their checkup? 30-40 years I normally like to get to know the girls a little bit longer than that. I just try to get them for their first visit at 18....then refer them to a real doctor:)

#2.... .it's funny you brought this up. I'm a free-lance gynocologist

While you're doing your research be sure to look at crime statistics (not just murder but rape, assault, robbery) from the UK and the way that those numbers SKYROCKETED after their weapons ban went into effect. The reason for this? No matter what the law books say lawbreakers will have guns. They effectively took self defense (HANDGUNS) away from law-abiding Joe but left the guns in f***-the-law Bob's hands and now Bob can do whatever the f*** he wants without ever having to worry about Joe concealing a weapon under his shirt or behind his gas station counter. Do you realize that with our gun culture, the highest % of weapon yieldingzs/trained individuals per capita in the entire world (by far), there is no chance of a successful land campaign against this country by an enemy? Are you comfortable with the idea that our government, which more and more of us are feeling abused by daily, has a phenomonal amount of weaponry that could NEVER be contained if Washington suddenly turns evil? Since you were able to quote the 2nd amendment, or atleast knew where to find it on the internet (not being a dick, there are a ton of ignorant people out there), you are well aware of the fact that Washington has already stepped light years beyond their original bounds that were laid out in the constitution. Revolution and secession are the only tools/threats that can truly keep Washington in line. The minute we lose our right to bear arms we lose our right to revolt. Call it extreme, and I don't expect to see it in my lifetime, but our forefathers lived through revolution and knew that that threat must ALWAYS exist. thank you for stepping up mmmbeer. it's unlikely a situation would arise like that, but 9-11-01 wasn't something we thought would happen either. times are a-changing....

I understand those points. I just see it as on whole, there's probably no need for hand guns, but you can't take them away because you can't prove their imminent destructive force. I knew you were just trying to get more out of me. I didnt take it personally. I enjoy your perspectives there, Apu.

I'm sorry but your reasoning is flawed here. Just because alcohol causes as many deaths a year as homicide and gun-accidents we should not change the laws on guns. My mother always told me "two wrongs don't make a right." if by changing gun laws you mean, outlawing hand guns, then yes, I don't think there's a chance in hell you should change what's already on the books. otherwise, I do think background checks, mandatory gun proficiency tests, safety education, gun locks should be enforced heavily... My reasoning isnt flawed if you understand my point, that there's alot to get upset about in our fine country. Obviously the topic on hand is/was guns, but I'm simply bring perspective that the numbers show there are a myriad of problems in America...guns just seem to get much more attention. I was certainly not saying that gun deaths are ok because look at how many alcohol/car deaths there are. The broader issue should be that we must accept that living in this country allows us freedoms to chose between owning a gun and not owning a gun or drinking beer or not drinking beer. It is only when your freedom infringes on someone elses freedom. you can't get in your car after 6 beers, crash it, kill someone and get off scott free. You can't own a gun and shoot it in a public park. and you can't yell fire in a packed auditorium.

Amendment 2 A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. I don't read this statement as people will always be guaranteed the right to bear arms. I read this as an outdated statement that conservatives use to justify listening to the NRA. If the NRA didn't donate the money it did to congressmen there would proably be laws against hand guns already. At the very least there should be more registration and they should have the gun barrel "finger printing" that the gun supporters are fighting. Also, how can you justify people having handguns. Forgot to include: I don't mean by law, I just mean in general, how can you justify people having hand guns. while I don't necessarily believe we'll ever need a militia to protect us against aggressors, but have you seen the way our country is run? I don't blame people for not trusting the US government.... don't even get me started on Ruby ridge or the Branch Davidians. I'm not interested in people's justification of owning a handgun. Where we'll find common ground is talking about gun safety and education. gun locks, smart guns, etc....technology and common sense can hopefully protect us in the end.

What a well thought out, in depth answer. kiss my ass. he should have never won the oscar for that film. BFC mocks all real documentarians with it's obvious skewed perspectives and subjective language. Michael moore's a dick for treating Charelton Heston the way he did. Did you see "SpellBound?" That's the epitomy of a quality documentary. note:I happen to agree with alot of what MM has to say. He's just an insensitive prick with his own agenda and fame at the center of what he does. He does exploit those he claims to help and did want to show that nichols was/is a f***ing lunatic. thanks for pissing me off even more For treating CHarlton Heston like he did? Charlton Heston deserves to be treated like crap. With all that NRA crap he stands for, I mean are you kidding supporting gun rights! What the f***! I don't even understand how he really poorly treated him anyways. did you watch the movie? The man invites moore into his house and then gets blasted out of no where. Heston has alheizmers. I mean, wtf? do you think you're gonna get some major debate on tape that will turn the tides against gun owners? For the most part Heston was a figurehead to the NRA, just a name and a voice. sure, just like pro-choice people should get harrassed on the way to the clinic. in fact lets kill him.... um, I don't necessarily want to own a gun, but people have that right. It's a shame the NRA isn't the foremost supported of gun awareness and training. whatever I think I'm getting a little too mad at your comment sox4lifeinpa, just because of my stance about guns. I just don't think anyone has the right to have a gun, or a hunting rifle for that matter. Meh. I'm sorry kip, but this is the cold hard truth. I know in Canada this issue is completely foreign, but these are rights protected by the bill of rights. It's not going to change now or anytime soon. I'm not a fan of guns, but I'm not a fan of alot of things... for instance: by the way, that's roughly 17,000 deaths a year. (as many as homicide and accident gun deaths combined) point is, there's a whole lot to be pissed off about. Social responsibility is at an all time low because of the post modern "do what's good for yourself" attitude.

so body guards of famous people shouldn't have handguns? and if they're allowed to, why can't normal citizens? I'm not saying there's a great reason for them, I'm just saying there's no way on God's green earth you can constitutionally take them away from people. because it's protected by the constitution?? if you want to talk automatic weapons, I'm with you...but hand guns? sorry

What a well thought out, in depth answer. kiss my ass. he should have never won the oscar for that film. BFC mocks all real documentarians with it's obvious skewed perspectives and subjective language. Michael moore's a dick for treating Charelton Heston the way he did. Did you see "SpellBound?" That's the epitomy of a quality documentary. note:I happen to agree with alot of what MM has to say. He's just an insensitive prick with his own agenda and fame at the center of what he does. He does exploit those he claims to help and did want to show that nichols was/is a f***ing lunatic. thanks for pissing me off even more For treating CHarlton Heston like he did? Charlton Heston deserves to be treated like crap. With all that NRA crap he stands for, I mean are you kidding supporting gun rights! What the f***! I don't even understand how he really poorly treated him anyways. did you watch the movie? The man invites moore into his house and then gets blasted out of no where. Heston has alheizmers. I mean, wtf? do you think you're gonna get some major debate on tape that will turn the tides against gun owners? For the most part Heston was a figurehead to the NRA, just a name and a voice. sure, just like pro-choice people should get harrassed on the way to the clinic. in fact lets kill him.... um, I don't necessarily want to own a gun, but people have that right. It's a shame the NRA isn't the foremost supported of gun awareness and training. whatever

Uses the green? Dude, I'm on green all the time, I use black the few times I'm serious Or maybe smoking a little of the green??? hey you got proof of that!!!! No! Because it's a damn lie and no proof can exist. I'm calling a Mod! Actually, are hops and barley green? Hello, I am your mod, what is your complaint sir? he's picking on me. How does that report thingy work? You report me, and I ignore you. Any questions? One question. I just found out I'm a benchwarmer. Isn't that a demotion thematically from the 25 man roster? Can I be the groundskeper since I use some much green? That would be a perfect name for you. (Notice no green) Texsox and I should definitely be put in the "Groundskeeper" category... that's hilarious 700 posts and he and I are both Groundskeepers He should be my assistant plus I *kiss* on the first date oh no you didn't... I ain't no assistant, b****! If you saw this girl in person or knew her, you'd jump through hoops too. And just for the record, I'd never kiss you.... :finger

What a well thought out, in depth answer. kiss my ass. he should have never won the oscar for that film. BFC mocks all real documentarians with it's obvious skewed perspectives and subjective language. Michael moore's a dick for treating Charelton Heston the way he did. Did you see "SpellBound?" That's the epitomy of a quality documentary. note:I happen to agree with alot of what MM has to say. He's just an insensitive prick with his own agenda and fame at the center of what he does. He does exploit those he claims to help and did want to show that nichols was/is a f***ing lunatic. thanks for pissing me off even more

I hope the crazy psycho wins... what a piece of s*** film. :fyou moore.

it was a joke dude....I couldn't care less about those guys. except Cdub....he's my dawg

hahahaha.... gooooooood times seriously

Just cos I thought it was funny.... oh how friends become enemies...

I'll you that much too here's your daily :fyou F you SS2k4

ok...it works today...oops

ohhhhh...so that's why you "invited" me here. How much did they pay you?? :finger

I hate this place...except for the smilies and the colors, i'd be back at ESPN. but then I realize that I'd have to listen to Boog and his horse s***. he's the best thing to happen to ESPN since "playmakers"

Uses the green? Dude, I'm on green all the time, I use black the few times I'm serious Or maybe smoking a little of the green??? hey you got proof of that!!!! No! Because it's a damn lie and no proof can exist. I'm calling a Mod! Actually, are hops and barley green? Hello, I am your mod, what is your complaint sir? he's picking on me. How does that report thingy work? You report me, and I ignore you. Any questions? One question. I just found out I'm a benchwarmer. Isn't that a demotion thematically from the 25 man roster? Can I be the groundskeper since I use some much green? That would be a perfect name for you. (Notice no green) Texsox and I should definitely be put in the "Groundskeeper" category... that's hilarious

HAHAHAA....good times. I wouldn't have found a dress that miss sox4life would like. she's way picky and her size 2 I wouldn't have figured out either. but seriously, nice "my friend sent me this" excuse...

Oh you've got a coon for a boss... that explains it. a what??? isn't "coon" a racial slur? or am I wrong? damn canjun redneck, that's what she is.. It is what Texans used to call people from Louisiana when I lived down there 20 years ago. It is a slur against people from Lou. No racial connotations when used in TX in that context. I'm out now... thanks for clearing that up there, mike. talk to y'all this afternoon

Oh you've got a coon for a boss... that explains it. a what??? isn't "coon" a racial slur? or am I wrong? damn canjun redneck, that's what she is..