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Nick Swisher is a walking machine. Now, can someone get a hit please?

Hey guys... our bullpen is pretty decent.

We should maybe.....think a bit more long term for a guy with a robotic(surgically repaired) arm like Dotel. He has great stuff, lets maybe...not use all of it up in April?

That was a nasty pitch to K Renteria

Ozzie is gonna work Dotel until his arm falls off apparently early on.

When it comes to hitting right now, at least OCab is playing good defense...

Keystone Kops on the basepads there...

And the boys are raising those averages!

Jason Grilli makes me lollerskate

AJ is a GD MFing hitting machine!

There we go Kong! Leadoff double off of our old pal Jason Grilli

OCab is a baller, thank you.

Hahaha!! Eat s*** IRod!

Contreras is such a mental midget piece of poo

Jose Contreras and Juan Uribe need to carpool over to some Mental Midget Anonymous meetings. Great...THANKS Contreras!

Jose just doing his best to give them the runs right back

That sidearm fastball at 86 is gonna get rocketed outta here, don't be throwing that so much please Jose. Damnit, and we give 2 right back to them, awesome Count.

Get on his ass Ozzie!

Always a good idea to go out and walk the first guy you face aon 4 pitches after getting some run support.

AJ is a GD monster at the plate right now!

Nice Dye!! Well done hitting Robertson so far.

There is nothing wrong with Uribes D, thats a silly 'conclusion' after one mental error. Its not new news that Uribe is a bit of a mental liability defensively, but there is nothing wrong with his glove work. Good lord guys.

AJ Pierzinski is a professional hitter.

Uribe is such an assclown at second base....why the hell would you throw to second..

Silly "Sky is falling!" posts. We got Robertson to throw some pitches, he is erratic today, and both Thome and Konerko got some nice rips on him. Patience.