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Oh, and a smiley that moons everyone, one with a gun to his head and one that masturbates on the screen. That would be suh-weeeeeeeeet...

Im an idol... PS: Jas, we need some stuck up looking smiley...

OK, Bart did K Bonds 3 times. Maybe that was logical. But to have Marte face Aurilia? No way. Like someone said, that shoulda been Koch...

Youll feel a lot better when you get revenge. I havent missed my girlfriend since I saw the disgusted look on her face...

Hey wsf, my first name is Patrick. My middle name is Allen. Allens usually a sur name but not in my case. I once tried to get people to call me Patrick Allen but it didnt work out. Ya know what Im gonna name my kids? Michael Raymond, and James Clifford. Aint those nice names? I love those names. Suh-weeeeeeeet...

What do you drive man? If you drive a piece of crap and have enough money for a new car, I say run into her car one day as she leaves work. Then you mess up her car and buy yourself a new car. But then Im the kinda guy who saves up on piece of crap cars just to crash em so thats just me...

Im probably gonna go to college, but I kinda wanna enlist. Dunno why, I just do...

Come on, are they gonna throw me in jail for messing up the store? Hell no. And THERE AINT NOTHING ILLEGAL IN THIS WORLD! The only time its illegal is when you get caught. Do all the crap you want, just don get caught and youre fine (which btw, if youve seen the Italian Job which is an awesome movie, fine means "freaked out, insecure, neurotic, emotional). So I wont use fine. If you dont get caught, you a'ight. But my point is, dont get caught and then they REALLY cant do crap...

OK, Bartolo goes 8 innings. He is pitching great but probably a little tired, not to mention hes righty. And hes facing a lefty, one of the most dangerous hitters in the game, and that same guy is the tying run. Why the heck doesnt he go to the lefty, Marte, then? Instead he waits to bring in Marte to face the power hitting righty Aurilia, who hits a GW grand slam! Jerrys just an idiot...

I dont know the situation completely so I wont give you any ideas (thats up to you) but man, you should get even. My girlfriend broke up with me once and I went to her house, put stink bombs (and those things STINK!) under her doormat and called her out. She came out and crushed those things, I can still see in my mind the way her face contorted at the smell. She didnt get me fired so a lame joke like that was fine for me, but you should do something awesome to her. If you get fired, go back to the store and just mess with her. If she has a department or something, mess with the department. Walk around and put items where they dont belong, knock things off the shelf. Uh, what else could you do? There are plenty of things. Youre a creative guy, Im sure you could think of something. As long as you dont steal something, theres nothing they can do to you except tell ya to leave...

Is it hard to make a life long career as an enlisted Marine? Maybe Im just not hearing you right but it seems to have a lot of complications...

Why thank you very much bev...

So if you re-enlist youll start off just where you were as a sergeant? What if you dont advance as fast as you did or you were an officer? Do you get to choose which of the B Billet duties you want?

Oh, I love irony...

How was his D? Cuz I know Mickey played killer D...

A Marine, not a soldier. A soldier is in the Army. The Drill Instructors you get assigned to you will make sure you know the difference. I got promoted to Seargent on the USS Boxer enroute to Thiland, right after my 4 year contract expired and I extended it another year and a half to go on another cruise to the Pacific. Went to Hong Kong twice, Korea, Austrailia, Hawaii, Thailand, Singapore, Bali (Indonesia) and the Middle East. No combat but wanted to see some since we almost turned the ship around on our way home when Saddam was starting s*** again in 97. If my contract got extended involuntary, I would have made double what I was making with my pay plus hazardous and jump pay and had a LOT of money saved for the future. Very cool. Why did you leave tho? It seems your contract expired, couldnt you have extended it if you wanted to?

Nope. I dont hate Jews. I just think Israelis along with Palestinians made a mess that America shouldnt clean up...

Whoa. I just hit print topic and the board got all crazy for a minute. I was like what the hells Jas up to now?

Oh! My list beats yours easily...

So you were a soldier, not some desk jockey? Thats very cool. Did you ever see combat? Not any major wars from that time period. Air Comm Chief, that enlisted? What was your final rank? OK, thats enough questions, Ill shut up now...

Youre right. Cicotte got a comebacker with a runner on first and started a double play but he did it slow enough to avoid getting it and this led to a big inning. I dont know how his stats were but he definitely threw it. All that you say about stats, its all very true...

Nope never finished it...

LOL, brando, its pretty bad when you criticize someones grammar and then mess up in the same sentence...

I was soxrok and spaniard. I think I spoke English just fine... And BPJ is Bridge Port Joe...

This is a list of all my SNs, in basic chronological order, from mlb, soxtalk, and ESPN. Just for anyone whos interested: soxrok16 (espn)- my first ever SN, made about 900 (they kept deleting month old posts so I could never get the coveted 1000) posts before it was banned for trolling spaniard2003 (espn)- made about 3000 posts before being banned for something only ESPNers know psycho2003 (mlb)- my first mlb SN, couldnt stop trolling so I was banned trusoxfan (mlb)- I was banned by the Twins mod on the Twins board and so I dumped that name and found a new one seligrules (mlb)- joke (only used it for like 3 posts on the Twins board while I was trusoxfan) towards Twins fans facing contraction frankmania (mlb)- had it for about a day before I got in a fight with hsc and was banned cameronfry (mlb)- its the name I currently use at mlb, but at first everyone hated me so I left it for the time being jreinsdorf (mlb)- I had incredibly high post levels so I used this name and patl35 simultaneuosly and portrayed two totally different posters and then someone figured me out yet they all decided to accept me polishrifle (mlb)- joke/mock (only used it for one post while I was jreinsdorf) of sybil, the infamous troll patl35 (mlb)- the other part of my plan, its still usable but I no longer use it, just to avoid confusion daoldroman (mlb)- I came back with this name after the major ban that led me to come here, I got banned for saying Kenny was a moron theoldroman (soxtalk)- the one Im writing with right now and have over 2000 posts with theoldroman (espn)- posted about 25 posts in a day, without telling anyone my previous ESPN identities, and then I left