Soxplosion

1102! I suck...

Well then go jerk off, youre being way too perverted...

LOL

Canseco? You mean the same guy who said MLB forced him to retire when he was hitting like .170 at AAA? Moron...

Ive stuck with him a lot and tried to be patient but enough is enough. Hes been here long enough and hes shown absolutely nothing. Lets get something valuable for him...

After Im arrested for stealin his HOF plaque, Ill just say I followed his cheating criminal model...

Whenever misfortune happens?! What misfortune? Sammy that idiot corked his bat. Thats called cheating, misfortune would be if he fell off a cliff (ok maybe that would be fortune). The only misfortune here is how stupid Sammy is...

2000 because it was the only one I was alive and a Sox fan for. I was alive in 93-94 but I just dont really remember that team. Yet I have a 93 team photo plaque on my wall. Along with a Black Sox 1919 plaque...

Moron Scrubs fans. 50% of those idiots said they already forgive him...

Oh you guys would do that for me?

Frank!

You disturbed little pervert...

Well how the heck were ya checkin her out? If you were just talkin to her I dont see how she could be too mad but it seems like you were doing more than that. All I can say is oh well...

Ill vote for the cork bat just because it shows him for the cheat he truly his...

None of those. My favorite was last year when he went to visit his wife, the same one he smashed in the head, right before the All Star break because she had like a minor injury on her finger. So for this minor wound, he missed a Cubs game with the team, but he ended up in Milwaukee for all of the AS competitions. Whatta loser!

Oh this sucks! Lee isnt in the lineup? Well Im out. I havent won in like a month. Geez, Daubach that piece of crap is gonna go like 0-4...

Theres nothin wrong with rednecks...

Screw whats good for him! Get something thatll help the Sox! Hell always suck, lets just trade him before everyone else realizes it!

Moron. Had a great start last time but hes a fluke. Hes getting pounded today by a rather weak offense. Hes so inconsistent. We have got to trade this guy for prospects before everyone sees him for the fake he really is. Give me a bag of baseballs for crying out loud...

What state do you live in BH? Theres a Suffolk near me and Nassau sounds familiar...

Were cool...

Hey, someones gotta drive the get-away car. Ill bet that plaques darn heavy. It wont be easy to haul that plaque into my car and speed away with all the Halls security on me. Any takers?

Im gonna spit on or steal that too...

Well when Im like 30 Im going to Cooperstown and if Sammys there Im gonna spit on his plaque. If its not fastened on the wall, well, Im gonna grab and run!