Soxplosion

Actually I threw out my old glasses. Guess they werent working too well...

Im glad that fall guy was Sammy...

Honestly, I dont think Q-tips would help me understand someone better on a message board. But thats just me...

Im trying to be an optimist. Im hoping the HOF induction commitee has some common sense and that they remember this...

How is that dumb? Im just giving an inexperienced teenager tips. Or is it just that everything I say is dumb?

I actually agree with you steff...

I like him but with Borchard up and coming we dont really need anyone to play center. Unless we just sign him for the rest of this year and let JB take over next year...

Im going to complain a ton about this team. This team sucks. Just because I complain about the rotten apple doesnt mean Im not a true fan...

7. Another? No, its just HOFer George Brett. Sammy aint a HOF and never will be. 8. What the heck does that have to do with anything! Crap, I dont care if the entire MLB has been ejected for corking bats at sometime, this time it was Sammy and he needs to take his punishment like a man. Just say hes a cheater and he corked his bat on purpose, no more of this BP bat crap...

Well aint that the showboating ShamME we all know and love...

Well done champ well done. But a couple of things. 1) If thats really what you said try to say something better. Say something that makes sense. If anybody doesnt need to be told her tits are real, its probably her. Maybe ask if theyre real. Or what size they are. But dont say theyre fake cuz someones gonna get slapped and its probably gonna be you. 2) If thats not the girl your dating Friday, dont let her see you do that. Your relationship wont last long. Trust me, I know. 3) That was the first one. Whatta about the second one you slapped? Howd ya do it? 4) Were they hot? Please dont tell me you went around slapping the dyke's behinds. Alright. I gotta watch good ol Forrest Gump now. Whatta movie. I LOVE the part where those guys are chasing him in the pickup. True rednecks...

Why the heck would you want a corked bat in practice? Wouldnt you want a bat thats harder to swing so in the games it would be easier? Why would you want one in practice thats easier to swing, which would make swinging the bat in the games harder. If anyone believes that excuse theyre an idiot...

After Sammy finally being exposed for the cheater he truly is, Scrubs fans wont be laughin at anyone...

In 2001 we were 14-29 and the worst team in baseball at one point. When you get mad at this team, just remember that...

I gave Chris Gatling a birthday gift. I waved to Mark McGwire at the neighborhood swimming pool. I ate dinner in the same restaurant as Manute Bol. I sang Christmas carols to Dave Parker. This was all in Oakland when I was like five. Since, Ive never personally met any athlete...

I aint picking on him. Im just amazed he can remember something specific from so long ago. Geez, I dont remember what I had for breakfast this morning. Oh wait, thats right, I didnt have breakfast...

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How the heck is that? Frank went two for four with a RBI and Carlos went one for three. Frank should win. Can you please xplain why you picked Carlos? I still didnt win but Id hate to see anyone get cheated...

When you post something that long on internet slang and sex terms you have no life. But it was very educational...

Ive had enough of DJs crap. Hes cost us more than hes won for us...

DJ can go to hell. Ive had it with him. Ive accepted his lazy fielding because hes a decent hitter but you gotta make that play. Since he didnt, I am no longer a fan of his. Bring up Miles. DJs a loser!

Nope. We had the chance but DJ that lazy schmuck blew it!

Easy double play and they blow it! DJ go to hell! Whatta crappy throw, how could he blow the game like that? If it werent for his hitting Id hate this guy. Such a lazy play is unnacceptable!

An irresponsible fake...