Soxplosion

Ya know whats really fun to do? Spray your palm with hairspray and light it on fire. The hairspray acts as a shield. Then you can run around and smack people until its starts burning after like 20 seconds...

What is All Is Quiet On The Western Front about? War? Last year I had to read The Prince. The book should be burned. It sucked, and ya know what I found amusing? Machiavelli was trying to get a job with some prince and he used the guys main enemy as his hero so he didnt get the job. Dumbass...

I liked the Adventures of Huck Finn. That was a good book. I also like sports and war books. No need to remention my love of sex books...

Tell me what its about so I wont have to read the stupid f***in thing. I wont like it and neither will one kid in my class. I wanna read "Sex" by Madonna. "The New Joy of Gay Sex"? Ugh. Glad to see that one on the list...

For the most part, I hate stupid ass books we have to read in school. Read I Am The Cheese in ninth grade and it sucked. What a stupid premise. I think we need to read some of those books about sex instead cuz Im one horny motherf***er...

My friend read Of Mice and Men in English 11. Im taking English 11 this year so Ill read it too, soon...

Yeah, mules. s***, Id hate to be a mule...

Ive hardly read any of those. And whats wrong with James And The Giant Peach? Oh, Private Parts by Howard Stern. That would definitely be interesting...

How the f*** can they ban Wheres Waldo? What is so immoral about that series? I liked those. And dont ban books about sex. No matter what you think, sex is one of the fundamental functions of the human race, and for that matter, all races and species...

Mmmbeeer, I agree that Bush (I hate Bush for his action in Nam however) did good starting the war on terror. Thats what I hated about Clinton. 19 Americans died in Somalia and Clinton pulled out. That gave Al-Qaeda momentum and a feel of victory. Clinton convinced Al-Qaeda that all they had to do was kill a few people and wed run like pussies. Bush changed that tho. And really, the fact that since 9/11 there have been no terror attacks on US soil, means little. The last terror attack by an Arab on American soil before 9/11 was the WTC bombing in 1993. Id say more importantly that since 9/11 there have been no hugely devastating terror attacks anywhere on American forces. Before there was basically a yearly attack (the Cole, the Embassies and so on). Since, there has been 2 years and 13 days and there have been only scattered terrorist attacks in Iraq and such, quite a few of which were from Iraqis during the ongoing Gulf War. It is obvious that Al-Qaeda as been weakened. It is also rumored that bin Laden is dead or ailing and Zawahiri is taking over. That may not be due to us but it still hurts the organization. I strongly believe that people like apu who think that nothing should be done about terrorists hurt American society more than warmongers like Bush...

100 RBIs...

And what the f*** is up with this "if ya dont agree with me, f*** you; if ya still dont agree with me, f*** you" s***? Asswipe...

Looking at his yearly record, JM wasnt terrible (except for 99), he just wasnt very good. He was mediocre and we cant allow that...

Look at his stats. He aint gonna help the team s***...

Hey corg, I hate how you think of Colon, but when talking about Thomas, you are the f***in man!

Hope that makes it clear enough for you yas...

Did you read my post or perhaps youre going blind? I said this organization (The Sox) will have betrayed another legend (the first legend being Carlton Fisk and the second being Frank). Dont change my words around...

Murc, I believe it was, pointed this out earlier. Why do you guys, you mostly want Frank gone, want Scott Spiezio who is basically Frank without power?

8-11 with a 4.81 ERA...

What the Hell? Dude shut the f*** up. Youre making no sense. Im a fascist? s***, I cant even define the word...

If he was white, black, latino, asian or whatever, I dont give a s***. He blew it and thats all that matters. Aint got nothin to do with race...

What a f***in prick this guy is. Well, hes a Cubs fan so calling him a f***in prick is redundant. And the way he talks about the Scrubs fans loyalty, who gives a f***? Like the motherf***er hates, 1908. Thats all you need to know about how stupid Scrubs fans are. I dont give a s*** about his beer in one hand and blowup doll in other. Ya dont win so youre f***in worthless! What a b****. But then again, b****ing, like the cocksucker said, is what keeps him "sain"...

Why should the Giants, who have clinched their division easily, wear out stars like Bonds, Grissom and Aurilia? Do Scrubs fans really believe Alou and the Giants have any desire to help them out? Cubs fans suck...

Online criminals = nerds

I love Frank and want him back but I hate Loaiza and want him gone. Done.