Wise Master Buehrle

Terrell makes the catch for the 1st down!!!!!

The new guy helps out the D! Nice!!!!

Urlacher is f***ing awesome. But I'm worried he's gonna f*** up his hammy...

Stay away from Gibbons. After a whole years worth of playing time, Borchard would put up better numbers.

Nice. Come on let's get this TD. Touchdown!

That's all? Come on, let him have some more. You know, I'd be willing to bet that they didn't really save him though.

Woo, woke up just in time!!

Just throwing Mariotti like things that I felt like writing at you because I was high.

Some rich kid at my school had that Mustang given to them. :fyou Then he drievs it fast like he's a hardass. :fyou

I'm thinking you want like one of those Mariotti guys that complains about anything bad, like... "What are those idiots in Wrigley doing calling their announcers and complaining to them. Jeez if I was the Cubs upper managament, I'd be furious, and if I was Steve Stone, I'd go kill Darrin Jackson and take his job. These weakminded retards were supposed to win the World Series. Shouldn't they have 100 wins already with Mark Prior and Kerry Wood fighting each other for the Cy Young award? They don't even lead the wild card anymore? Did someone mention the 2001 White Sox in this paragraph?" "Those White Sox are the typical chokers. Year in year out they fall like a sack of rotton tomatoes being dropped from a helicopter. Throwing Danny "Tommy John" Wright, and Scott "My Elbow is Weaker than Sin" Schoeneweis, as well as Felix "Tee Ball Stand" Diaz (Thanks Nuke for that one). Then going on and acquiring Roberto Alomar and Carl Everett. Wait, wasn't that last year? While I admit Carl has been okay, just okay, nothing else. The Sox have a DH next year. Alomar has just been a giant piece of old meat this whole time. Old mean does nothing but take up space, and Alomar does just that. HEY MINNESOTA! LOOK FOR THE BENCHWARMER WE TRADED FOR!!! FEAR US, FOR WE ARE THE CHICAGO "2nd Chance" WHITE SOX!"

BEST. AVATAR. EVER. Dude ihatethecubs, nice Linux your friend has there. Linux = the s***. I need a computer for it.

Pushed from October 19th to October 26th. f***.

No range. Pathetic. We need a new 3rd basemen. Forget the offensive potential. We need a faster 3rd basemen.

This has got to be one of the best baseball games we've watched all summer.

They hit Frankie Rodriguez!!! They hit Frankie Ridriguez!!!!

HOLY f***. GLOAD HIT THE CURVE BALL HARD!!! HE KEPT IT FAIR TOO! AMAZING! Gload is f***ing awesome.

If Timo hits .650 I'll gladly make him my starting RFer.

If he does, big deal. Bring out Baj next inning. Who cares whether or not we win? Ozzie.

Jeez I figured Ozzie would use Marte again. Thank goodness he's got Cotts instead...

Why the hell does Carlos jump out of the way of pitches that are barely even inside? He tries to act too much.

I see Chone Figgins and then I see everything I wish Willie was.

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=websense MAM is a load of bulls***. I have an idea. Any of you people that have halfway decent HTML skills want to aid me in creating a small tripod site called "People With A Brain Against Mothers Against Maddox". I think it'd be fun.

Thank you. Now the desktop thread needn't not be killed!

Yep, Garland has got a perfect game going into the 9th on 85 pitches and Lackey has only given up a solo home run to Willie Harris. You got a good point 2k4, start Gload over Lee then. :-p I'd like to see Gload started tonight in any case, somewhere. OH I GOT IT! Carl's injured to put PK at DH and Gload at first and rotate them until Carl is healthy, unless they shut him down.

Then you must suck. Southsider, can you split this thread up please?