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I’ve been stuck on Bruce Coville after finishing The Princess Bride… my reading now consists of books in this vein aloud to hi8is jr. in an ongoing attempt to keep him off screens.

All good titles. Why have I read all of these books and authors… What Twilight Zone episode are we in?

You’re continuing to scare me…. 1984 and a Jay / Yonder repeat sounds horrific.

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“Members of the Rangers front office recently met with Corey Seager and Marcus Semien in California, The Dallas Morning News’ Evan Grant reports. Texas was already known to have interest in both free agent shortstops, so the in-person meetings represent the next logical step in the pursuit, especially since the Rangers have also met face-to-face with another available shortstop in Trevor Story. After five consecutive losing seasons, the Rangers are looking eager to return to contention, and are known to be willing to spend at the highest ends of the free agent market. “ -MLB Trade Rumors Damned Rangers… having all the fun.

Send me a paper 1.5 million and I’ll retire in full tomorrow but will thank you for all my days.

Half of your post brings me hope… the other half makes me horrified of some 1984 Orwellian nightmare.

Did we sign someone yet? Did we make a trade yet? Is a new CBA in place yet? Is it February yet? Is it April yet? I loath the off-season and am so afraid that this particular one is going to be PAINFULLY slow. Winter blues takes on a deeper meaning for diehard baseball fans. ?

It’s a fantastic plan… too bad Mad Max will never sign here.

I read an article last night by a well known publication, forget which one… it was titled, “Top 10 Worst Trades in MLB History” Shields for He Who Shall Not Be Named wasn’t on their list. Failures.

Why do I feel like I’ve heard you say this before? Oh… that’s right… it’s because you already have… about 600 times.

Was going to say something similar ?

Pro tip: there’s a mute option that n the volume control. Life changing.

Sour Sox… marketing fail.

But his nickname is Popeye!!!!

I would pay good money to see Phil Collins doing karaoke on the road with the team during “Dress Like Moncada Day”.

Did we sign Phil Collins yet?

That happens and I’m intentionally pooping my pants for shits and giggles.

I love lamp.

Did we sign Ray Finkle yet?

Did we sign Albert Belle yet?

Have we signed Bryce Harper yet?

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