GASHWOUND

Calling yourself by the 3rd person, are ya... What are you?!?!Some pompous ass or something?! Just playing around... Well guys and gals?!?! Good news!!!! well..for me that is... I got some tonight..which ended my 17 days straight with out any.. Beers all around people It was with some chick who was friends with another friend who is friends with my 2nd cousin...if that made sense..at a family barbeque...(they throw one 4 or 5 times a month it seems)We talked for about an 1 1/2 and at the party and we went to my place...where we talk and watched some TV for about a 1/2 hour before actually doing anything.. The funny thing was, I wasn't gonna go..but my cousin Mikey called me up a little before 9 last night and asked to come on over..They only live 5 minutes away from me, so got there pretty quick..and with my family..9:00 is just when the party is starting...so didn't miss anything. Anyway.she lives somewhere in Chicago...so I doubt I see any sort of relationship here..but she was really cool... You know..I'm in a great mood right now...so guys..go ahead and call me any f***in bad word or thing you have to say about me...cause nothing can bring me down right now..My good mood will only last this day only..so do it fast

Are these girl teenagers or guy teenagers?? I haven't seen it..not that I don't want too, but I'll wait till it comes out on DVD...These CG films like the Toy Story movies and Monster Inc movie are always good and have cross-over appeal to all ages..that's why they make so much money... It's not technically a cartoon..so they don't feel shamed thinking their going to see a "kids flick" or something.. I'm going to see that Pirates of the Caribbean tomorrow and seeing its from Disney and its a remake of a damn ride you think it probably be more of a kids film..but from all the reviews I've read its great and not ever close to being a kids flick..even though it's pg-13...

Duuuuurrrrr........That's the best you could do?!?!?

Nothings a lock.....but the Lakers do have a good chance of winning a title... That's all I'll say about it..

Aslo, I wouldn't want to be the women giving birth to that baby.. And I wouldn't be surprised when that baby is born he'd challenge the doctors to an arm wrestling match

Duh, I would hope that was a fake..The baby's arm is the about the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger's arm from Pumping Iron...

Heh, she was clothed...well, barley... I cant get past the knees/legs/feet, to notice whether she is clothed or not...... Oh really, I didn't notice that

Heh, she was clothed...well, barley...

Yeah, my $45 dollar Indiglo Timex watch is getting the job done alright...Also the $9 dollar shades I wear while driving sometimes looks like they could have cost up to $20 bucks..which is nice

Me either, thats why im ready for a "youre a dumbass" response. But im seriously curious.......... You're a dumbass

Oh??? MOD EDIT: That was to disgusting, I'm sorry.

$150 dollar shades, $250 buck watch...you be rolloing in the cash, eh?

s***, you'd probably let this "thing" do ya :finger

heh, heh, oh yeah! Bleh....

Yippe...we're rolling now

Helps that her husband is a plastic surgeon. Hold on, are you implying she has had plastic surgery?!?!? How dare you..

I too have an over sized winter jacket that's 3 sizes to big and goes down to my kness...Wearing it makes it look like I weigh 450lbs...I can barley walk in it..all someone would have to do is push me with their pinky and I'd fall over like a bowling pin....Those grandmas are something, aren't they

I just found this article about the release of PS3..its from April..it just says that it "probably" won't be released until 2007??? Has this rumor or whatever you wanna call it been squashed? http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=9053

f*** my wife looking like that when she's pregnant...I would take my wife actually looking like Brooke Burke!?!?! She can have a belly the size of Montana for all i care We should all be so lucky

Why on earth would you bring that up? Now I have that mental image in my head and my fantasy that she was a virgin just waiting for Mr. Right to come along to deflower her..Of course that being me...

you can't do that with anything heh. you have been fooled by tv and movies, the famous ZOOM AND CLEAN. ie: "zoom in on that! alright now clean it up!" (detective counts number of freckles on suspect's nose with a picture taken with a security camera) "that's our killer!" You mock me with your words, do you I am never fooled and now you are on my enemy list buddy boy Just kidding I would think that s*** would be common place to do on any PC or Mac...guess I was fooled

That song by Kansas...I think that's the group...WaywardSon Oh, and that song"Cold as Ice" don't know if that's the name of it or not I can think of a ton, but my brain is taking a nap

Need some help...I have Dell Image Expert -Standard edition and you know when the pic is on the screen you could use the magnifier to zoom in real close and s***....but when you get real close you can't see the pic real good anymore cause the little squares become to big and its blurred... When the pic is at 800% or 1600% magnified can you clear it us so it stays magnified but the pic also becomes clearer and it isn't blurry?? Or am I not able to do this with Standard edition?

Well, I may be able to fit you into my busy schedule..