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Idiots. Sign Straussburg. Then sign Michael Phelps-looking freak of a HS catcher next year. Then make a run at that lefty Cuban who just defected. Thusly the moribund franchise is saved/rejuvenated.

Good. He adds class to our organization (balances out Ozzie, in effect LOL)

suggestion: please tell Barons to dial down their fraudelent radar gun that inflates velocity by 3+ mph. thanks muchly.

oh Poreda as a starter is perfectly horrible. Barely touches 94; less movement than advertised; and not much to speak of in terms of off-speed arsenal. So I ask: where's our Lirianoski?

Dan Hudson. And it's not even close.

Hawk is a genius of Homespun Camp (with a sprinkle of good oldfashioned multile-personality disorder). His pissing off other teams' fans and media, is an underrated asset as well. The drunker the viewer, the better Hawk Experience gets. Mercy! Stone comes distant second. He knows his stuff, but not always entertaining.

Contreras cannot pitch with runners on base. Period. .

See, there is no boogyman Coliseum curse. Just as there isn't such a thing as a Hubert H. Humprey Horrodome. Just play all-round sound ball and wins will come, in bunches.