soxfan49

I haven't played competitive baseball in 12 years and I'd bet you $500 I could've caught it

Eloy Jimenez retire b****

Going to start this with some gibberish from the Sox manager!

Maybe it's been mentioned but Preller essentially came out and said "we were hoping he would be less immature by now"

Not sure if these goofs underachieving is worse than the fact that they're all consistently injured, or the other way around. Either way fuck this

For one I legitimately have no idea what this paragraph has to do with anything, but if I did, I'd still be confused why "all the kids" in Chicago have Tatis jerseys and invested their time in the Padres

???

80 games

He got 190M to spend and this is what the b**** came up with

Someone is going after Stone (again)

Just had to get Ruiz in there. Game isn't important enough. Graveman and Hendriks are going to be thowing darts in October!

Joe Kelly's body is falling apart

luv to get Ruiz up in the pen

Would've been a GIDP anyway

Let's not act like hitting at GRF is a nightmare although it has been this year for these boners

Sox had holes at RF and 2B and filled them with Harrison and god damn Sheets

Surprised the ump didn't toss him immediately when he came out of the dugout with that full on sprint

Benetti has also had enough. He even said earlier "some fans like the get 'em on, get 'em over and get 'em in approach. I like the get 'em all in on one swing approach"

It wasn't meant to be a dig at you. I was agreeing with you just overexaggerating to point fun at these losers

They would make their dinner reservations for 5:00 at this rate, dude

Yeah buy tickets for the Houston series. Come out and watch your favorite team get absolutely buttfucked by the Astros!

Imagine if Moncada, Robert and Jimenez took the leap this year that Cease has But they didn't so they collectively suck ass

They really are horrible. I have no allegiance to anyone. If it comes out that Robert is a jackass or Anderson is a dickhead, get rid of both of 'em. Who gives a shit anymore? Manager sucks, GM sucks, owner sucks, president sucks and the players suck

Stone can't fucking stand Grandal Get in line, Steve