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Chicago's Most Wanted

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Dude he could get a great deal on place in Bridgeport right now. Heck they would probably give him a parade to his new home :headbang

No offense to anyone, but I'm getting tired of seeing this guy villified. I laughed when it happened, but I can't find the humor in watching a guy's life be ruined. I can't believe I'm saying this, but a small part of me hopes the Cubs win tonight to let this poor sap off the hook.

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No offense to anyone, but I'm getting tired of seeing this guy villified. I laughed when it happened, but I can't find the humor in watching a guy's life be ruined. I can't believe I'm saying this, but a small part of me hopes the Cubs win tonight to let this poor sap off the hook.

I feel the same way. He deserves some of the ribbing but you know there are more idiots out there that will do more than just joke about it and that's what's sad.

No offense to anyone, but I'm getting tired of seeing this guy villified. I laughed when it happened, but I can't find the humor in watching a guy's life be ruined. I can't believe I'm saying this, but a small part of me hopes the Cubs win tonight to let this poor sap off the hook.

Are you kidding? This guy is my new hero!

 

Lyrics to "Do the Bartman"

From the Do the Bartman promotional compact disc.

 

 

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Yo, Hey what's happenin' dude

I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude

Terrorizin' people wherever I go

It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow

 

Fixin' test scores to get the best scores

Droppin' banana peels all over the floor

I'm the kid that made delinquency an art

Last name Simpson, first name Bart

 

I'm here today to introduce the next phase

The next step, in the big Bart craze

I've got a dance real easy to do

I learned it with no rythm and so can you

 

So move your body if you got the notion

Front to back in a rock-like motion

Now thacha got it if you think you can

Do it to the music - that's the Bartman

 

Everybody if you can do the Bartman

Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man

Ah front to back to the side yes you can, can

Everybody in the house do the Bartman

Everybody if you can do the Bartman

Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man

Front to back to the side yes you can, can

Everybody in the house do the Bartman

 

It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks

I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep

Homer was yellin' (Bart!) Mom was too

Because I put mothballs in the beef stew

 

Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom

Sittin' by myself confined to my room

When all else fails nothin' else left to do

I turn on the music so I can feel the groove

 

Move your body if you got the notion

Front to back in a rock-like motion

Move your hips from side to side now

Doncha slip, let your feet glide now

 

If you've got the groove you gotta use it

Rock-rhythm in time with the music

You just might start a chain reaction

If you can do the Bart you're bad like

Michael Jackson

 

Everybody if you can do the Bartman

Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man

Front to back to the side yes you can, can

Everybody in the house do the Bartman

Everybody if you can do the Bartman

Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man

Front to back to the side yes you can, can

Everybody in the house do the Bartman

 

Do the Bartman

Do the Bartman, Everybody back and forth,

from side to side

Do the Bartman

Do the Bartman, Pick your feet up off the

floor, let 'em glide

Do the Bartman

Do the Bartman, She can do it, you can do it,

so can I

Do the Bartman

Do the Bartman, Now here's a dance beat

that ya can't deny

 

Oh my ears! Lisa put that saxophone away

You can't touch this!

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it!

You can't prove anything!

 

Now I'm in the house, feelin' good to be home

'till Lisa starts blowin' that damn saxophone

And if it was mine you know they'd take it away

But I'm feelin' good so that's okay

I'm up in my room just'a singin' a song

Listenin' to the kick drum kickin' along

Yeah Lisa likes jazz she's her number one fan

But I know I'm bad 'cause I do the Bartman

 

Everybody if you can do the Bartman

Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man

Front to back to the side yes you can, can

Everybody in the house do the Bartman

 

Do the Bartman

Do the Bartman, Everybody back and forth,

from side to side

Do the Bartman

Do the Bartman, She can do it, you can do it,

so can I

 

Move your body if you got the notion

Front to back in a rock-like motion

Move your hips from side to side now

Doncha slip, let your feet glide now

 

If you've got the groove you gotta use it

Rock-rhythm in time with the music

You just might start a chain reaction

 

Everybody if you can do the Bartman

Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man

Front to back to the side yes you can, can

Everybody in the house do the Bartman

Everybody if you can do the Bartman

Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man

Front to back to the side yes you can, can

Everybody in the house do the Bartman

 

Everybody if you can do the Bartman

Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man

Front to back to the side yes you can, can

Everybody in the house do the Bartman

Everybody if you can do the Bartman

Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man

Front to back to the side yes you can, can

Everybody in the house do the Bartman

 

Oh wow, man!

Are you kidding?  This guy is my new hero!

AMEN BROTHER!!

 

I'll be in front of the big screen here doing a rain dance, voo-doo or whatever else I can think of to contribute to making the Flubbs lose tonight.

 

 

KEEP THE CURSE ALIVE!!!

His home was vandelized. His utilities shut off. His car tires slashed.

 

Nice.

His home was vandelized. His utilities shut off. His car tires slashed.

 

Nice.

 

How did that happen :huh: .......he was given police protection.

His home was vandelized. His utilities shut off. His car tires slashed.

 

Nice.

Where was that reported?

His home was vandelized. His utilities shut off. His car tires slashed.

 

Nice.

And Sox fans are the ones with the Thug reputation :rolleyes:

His home was vandelized. His utilities shut off. His car tires slashed.

 

Nice.

And Sox fans are the ones with the Thug reputation :rolleyes:

Of course because Wrigley is the "Friendly Confines"

 

:fyou :fthecubs

His home was vandelized. His utilities shut off. His car tires slashed.

 

Nice.

And Sox fans are the ones with the Thug reputation :rolleyes:

Of course because Wrigley is the "Friendly Confines"

 

:fyou :fthecubs

:puke Friendly to the anus...

His home was vandelized. His utilities shut off. His car tires slashed.

 

Nice.

 

How did that happen :huh: .......he was given police protection.

He was given protection at the park. It was reported on CLTV and Fox yesterday afternoon. No link, sorry, just heard this second hand, but I don't doubt it.

c-hawks-cubs.JPG

 

Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf has a new job. :lol:

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