October 24, 200322 yr http://www.deansplanet.com/jessica_simpson...t-a-virgin.html Wonder what Jas will have to say about this...
October 24, 200322 yr Author Too bad this wasn't out a few weeks ago when Nick was on Howard Stern. He woulda had a field day with this...
October 24, 200322 yr Too bad this is totally false..... Dean S Planet: Was she glad to see it returned? Jon: Yes. I knocked on her door, she answered the door in a white teddy and invited me in for some Kool-Aid she had just brewed. She looked me up and down and "I guess you will have to do" and how she always wanted some "random guy". 5 minutes later we were in the pool house together. It was a scene right out of Fast Times at Ridgemont High minus the masturbation scene and the pool house was bigger. After I she finished, she left me there while she went to her MENSA meeting, I felt so used. It reads like bad erotic fiction. come on MENSA. ha ha ha. She rode the short bus to school. Oh and i Like how he takes credit for inspiration of a song. Dean S Planet: Is that where you took her virginity? Jon: Yes, and more than once. I mentioned during one of our lovemaking sessions how this feels like the sweetest sin. She sat up, lit a cigarette and wrote a song. then there's this at the end. A disclaimer of sorts. We shook hands and he grabbed another cheessteak for the flight home. I couldn't help but wonder if he was telling the truth. All was well in the city of brotherly love and DeansPlanet.Com gets another EXCLUSIVE!!!
October 24, 200322 yr Lies...all lies, how the hell did they screw the name up. I told them Jason, not Jon
October 24, 200322 yr Lies...all lies, how the hell did they screw the name up. I told them Jason, not Jon I didn't know you had a thing for......... Cheesesteaks.
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