I have one of my favorite movies of all time on in the background "The Big Lebowski" on Comedy Central.

 

And it was just at the part, for those who've see it, when John Goodman is smashing the car and saying the famous lines "This is what you get when you f*** a stranger in the ass!"

 

But with it being on TV it had to be censored and the line that were aired were:

 

"This is what you get when you find a stranger in the alps!"

"This is what you get when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!"

 

One of the best movies ever.

"Smokey, this isn't 'nam, this is bowling,there are rules."

Definately one of the most, if not the most quotable movies of all time

"What is this "day of rest" s***? What is this bulls***, man? I don't f***ing care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the f***s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've f***ed you in the ass Saturday, I'll f*** you in the ass next Wednesday instead!"

 

So said Jesus...Jesus Quintana

"Are we in trouble?"

"Nah Donny, these guys are Nihilists"

"Shut the f*** up Donny, your out of your element"