How funny it would be when your kid wants to know how you paid for his college education.  But instead of telling him, why not ruin his life and pop in the video.

 

don't have to run the video, just say, i kissed a little ass to raise the money

50 replies so far and not one joke about the federal government.

50 replies so far and not one joke about the federal government.

George Bush would do it for $1....................right, Apu.

I think if you would take in the ass under any circumstance, well, you just gotta wonder...

George Bush would do it for $1....................right, Apu.

i was thinking more along the lines of the IRS

I think if you would take in the ass under any circumstance, well, you just gotta wonder...

Isn't 'UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE' a bit of a hyperbole? I'm sure most of the guys in prison don't willingly consent, but they get theirs popped nonetheless. What would be your magic trick for saying no to your dates in that circumstance? (Saying, "don't go to prison" won't cut it because prison falls under the broad 'any circumstance' category you have set forth.)

You mean a one-time occurance, right? 

 

I'd do it for the right price--I wouldn't even think twice about it.  A few minutes of pain/discomfort for financial security for the rest of my life?  I am more than secure enough in ego and in sexuality to take that deal.

It'd be a lot of cash but I could deal with the discomfort to realize all my life dreams afterwards.

Isn't 'UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE' a bit of a hyperbole?  I'm sure most of the guys in prison don't willingly consent, but they get theirs popped nonetheless.  What would be your magic trick for saying no to your dates in that circumstance? (Saying, "don't go to prison" won't cut it because prison falls under the broad 'any circumstance' category you have set forth.)

you make friends fast, if not already have some in there. and then you woop the s*** out of the weekest person in there. and then dont be afraid to woop the s*** out of anyone f***ing with you. You dont back down 1 inch.

you make friends fast, if not already have some in there. and then you woop the s*** out of the weekest person in there. and then dont be afraid to woop the s*** out of anyone f***ing with you. You dont back down 1 inch.

Sounds like a plan unless your date happens to be a 300-pounder named Killa', who happens to have been there longer and has more friends than you.

I'd do it for the right price--I wouldn't even think twice about it. A few minutes of pain/discomfort for financial security for the rest of my life? I am more than secure enough in ego and in sexuality to take that deal.

 

Amen, Tolleson.

 

It DOES come down to ego and security in one's heterosexuality. No way around it.

 

If I let a doc mess with my prostate once a year or so-- and I pay HIM.....why wouldn't I do it for the right price paid to ME? Doesn't make sense. I got a payday comin but it might easily fall through-- and I have a ton of things to spend money on (no, not the usual rent/car lease stuff-- I am set with that) . Money will come in handy.

 

The only thing I require is a MASK, so my relatives watching don't know it's me. Fair enough?

The only thing I require is a MASK, so my relatives watching don't know it's me.  Fair enough?

Are your relatives avid fans of gay porn? Oh, yeah, keep away from my Mexican wrestling mask and get your own gimmick.

making 50k a year that honestly isnt s*** for pay. i made more than that a year in my high school years.

 

Yeah, by being a drug-dealing scum.

 

I think FSJ was referring to "normal" people...

 

Plus....50K a year is $25 an hour.....Are you kidding me, that's A LOT of money for MANY people, even in such a wealthy country. Dumbass.

Are your relatives avid fans of gay porn?  Oh, yeah, keep away from my Mexican wrestling mask and get your own gimmick.

Dude, I was asking for a mask WAY before you-- in the Cleveland Indian PItcher Gay Porn thread.

 

If no mask, then the price goes up, up,up.,

 

 

If guaranteed anonymity, 100K in cash and I am there.

 

 

Plus I get to find out for MYSELF just what the hype is all about.

Are your relatives avid fans of gay porn?  Oh, yeah, keep away from my Mexican wrestling mask and get your own gimmick.

 

you're MexSexxJim!!!!!!

 

What is, 6 or 7 Stud Video Awards now?

 

you're MexSexxJim!!!!!!

 

What is, 6 or 7 Stud Video Awards now? 

¡Sí, soy un churizo steamy del amor!

Yeah, by being a drug-dealing scum. 

 

I think FSJ was referring to "normal" people...

 

Plus....50K a year is $25 an hour.....Are you kidding me, that's A LOT of money for MANY people, even in such a wealthy country.  Dumbass.

i wasnt scum i didnt push anything off on anyone, they called me. plus i dont just go around starting fights i keep to my own buisness. its only the people that come after me i had to defend my self/property from. plus unless someone did me harm or tryed to steal from me i left people alone. i didnt go steal random peoples cars because they where nice. i didnt go steal some guys wallet. its just giving people a little weed when they call for the most part.

 

Not to mention it is all natual, and some people i dealth with had there medical cards.

i wasnt scum i didnt push anything off on anyone, they called me. plus i dont just go around starting fights i keep to my own buisness. its only the people that come after me i had to defend my self/property from. plus unless someone did me harm or tryed to steal from me i left people alone. i didnt go steal random peoples cars because they where nice. i didnt go steal some guys wallet. its just giving people a little weed when they call for the most part.

 

Not to mention it is all natual, and some people i dealth with had there medical cards.

Didn't you say a friend of yours got locked up for that stuff?

Didn't you say a friend of yours got locked up for that stuff?

yea i have had friends locked up for Rape(no longer a friend), coke, weed, pain pills, assault, grand theft auto, and robery. i dont really agree with any of it but the weed, i complety disagree with the way weed laws stand.

yea i have had friends locked up for Rape(no longer a friend), coke, weed, pain pills, assault, grand theft auto, and robery. i dont really agree with any of it but the weed, i complety disagree with the way weed laws stand.

Fair enough I just find it odd that you perhaps make your living off of something that cost a friend of your his freedom.