March 24, 200422 yr Forget the obvious how about the passing gas? really eating? My wife ate nothing but salad for months and months when we were first dating.
March 24, 200422 yr Haha youre killing me here Tex. Girls think all that stuff is gross, I just laugh when someone does it....dont get me wrong I keep my noises to myself when I am with girls.
March 24, 200422 yr How about the first time you paint a room with a girl? Youre kidding right...thats like so different.
March 24, 200422 yr Author I heard a gal pal of mine relate how she knew she was in a serious relationship with this guy because he held her hair out of her face when she threw up. :puke
March 25, 200422 yr How about the first time you paint a room with a girl? So what do you do with the rest of her if you paint a room with her?
March 25, 200422 yr really eating? My wife ate nothing but salad for months and months when we were first dating. I had a fatty hamburger and fries on my first date with Brian. he told me later he thought that was th coolest thing because every other girl he dated would either not each much of their meal or order a salad. As for passing gas, that didn't take long either, now as sad as this might sound, it's almost become a contest... The first time we painted a room together was in November right before (hours before to be more specific) we got engaged. I had more fun flinging paint at him though. We ruined a couple sets of clothes but it was worth it!
March 25, 200422 yr or not careing if you shave . . . I prefer Brian to not shave (when we first met, he had a really sexy goatee), but he insists on shaving and since it is his face, I lose on this one.
March 25, 200422 yr Author I prefer Brian to not shave (when we first met, he had a really sexy goatee), but he insists on shaving and since it is his face, I lose on this one. You do not know how to negotiate
March 25, 200422 yr You do not know how to negotiate I do, but it's not worth it. I save it for better things. Also, cuz he gets lazy he does grow a pseudo beard once a week so I get my fill.
March 25, 200422 yr Shaving together... I used to date a Sicilian. We used to shave each other except shaving her was like trimming hedges.
March 25, 200422 yr I used to date a Sicilian. We used to shave each other except shaving her was like trimming hedges. Ew, why?
March 25, 200422 yr Author I used to date a Sicilian. We used to shave each other except shaving her was like trimming hedges. Did you do those cool hedge design like I see in fancy gardens maybe a swan or a snowman?
March 25, 200422 yr Did you do those cool hedge design like I see in fancy gardens maybe a swan or a snowman? I'm not much of an artist but I can do a good Snoopy.
March 25, 200422 yr Why what? Why did I date a Sicilian or why was it like trimming hedges? Why did you shave her, especially if she is so hairy? She could have trimmed first so it was easier for ya too.
March 25, 200422 yr Author I'm not much of an artist but I can do a good Snoopy. then the drunk says, "I don't know but the one in the middle sure looks like Willie Nelson"
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