Nice quote. I am glad you are easily impressed

"if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

From the upcoming dodgeball movie staring be stiller

Bmags

you know what would get a lot of people on this site?

 

TexSox

Change the name to Cubstalk.com 

 

From FlaSoxxJim

The way I look at it is that you have to at least be open to other women hitting on you around your girlfriend/wife, otherwise how are you ever going to cross "girl + guy + girl 3-way" off of your to do list? 

 

EvilMonkey on the Question of Did Ozzie panic Opening Day>

 

 

YES, he paniced. If you wouldn't want your closer facing MATT STAIRS, then you need a different closer.

 

Two from Tex in "Go out and get drunk, do whatever"

 

Steff to the board after she thought we took it wrong:

And my comments get taken the wrong way... 

 

First of all.. I don't give a crap what Ozzie told them, and actually applaud the "don't sweat it" attitude. What I don't applaud is that these guys.. who kids DO look up to.. being told to go get drunk and THAT being in the papers. Careless reporting, not careless managing.

 

Tex's response:

Dear Steff,

The Five Graders at North Elementary School in Des Plaines would like to thank you for taking a stand on the unfortunate reporting by the local newspaper of the statement by Mr. Guillen. We think it is important to set a good example for young people today and you are a shining example of that. We are wondering one thing, what does it mean to be doable?

With Warm Regards,

Miss Simpson

 

Also...

 

I just thought of something. No wonder this team was so messed up last year. They have to be told to go get drunk!? Man, they are worse off than I thought.

 

 

ROTFLMFAO!

Jesus...when will people learn.  If you don't want the ball give it to a kid...make his day. I'm glad those people were smart enough to know better. I have a feeling that won't happen so much when the regular sox fans are in attendance as opposed to the "opening day" crowd.

From the Prior TJS thread

 

High Pitch Counts?  Stupid manager?

 

No guys.

 

When they hung him on the cross they had to have pulled something.

 

Oh man, that's hilarious. That's in my AIM profile it's so damn funny.

Which perfectly explains why we've scored 22 runs within the past 2 days in the same city

 

Witesoxfan totally punking out the slugs who make up the ESPN power rankings after they make the excuse for the lack of offense from the Flubbs as being a result of "cold weather".

From the Prior TJS thread

 

 

 

Oh man, that's hilarious. That's in my AIM profile it's so damn funny.

And here is a smilie to go with it.

 

Commenting on the McDonalds CEO tragic passing

Southsider had this to say

Yeah, probably  (we're going to hell)

 

But not before the CEO gets buried in the ball pit.

(israel4ever @ Apr 21 2004, 11:03 AM)

What's wrong with "tree-huggers"? 

 

Reply from MrEye

Because they don't take into account the feelings of the tree. Have they thought about whether the tree WANTS to be hugged? Hmmm?

Reply from MrEye

Why is it I read that and all I could think about was the ticked off trees in Wizard of Oz?

Why is it I read that and all I could think about was the ticked off trees in Wizard of Oz? 

Sicko that I am, I had an image of Michael Jackson sneaking through the forest, feeling up sapplings.

Sicko that I am, I had an image of Michael Jackson sneaking through the forest, feeling up sapplings.

Jeez, talk about desperate.

Sicko that I am, I had an image of Michael Jackson sneaking through the forest, feeling up sapplings.

I assume you were sporting wood?

In the "Why are you a Sox fan?" thread:

I'm pretty much a bandwagon jumper. I just enjoy all the pennants and world championships 

"And then Kelly Dransfeldt said let there be light" Ozzie 4:25

 

-1549

FlaSoxxJim, when asked to choose the ugliest of three games (4/13, 4/23, and 4/25):

 

That's the trifecta of ugly (not to be confused with my Brother's ex-girlfriends  ).

 

QUOTE (sideshowapu @ Apr 29 2004, 01:34 PM)

The IDF has admitted to blowing up schools. Nice try though, skippy.

 

Reply from Israel4ever

Sure they have.

QUOTE (sideshowapu @ Apr 29 2004, 01:34 PM)

The IDF has admitted to blowing up schools. Nice try though, skippy. 

 

Reply from Israel4ever

From Southsider2K4

 

I know you had asked about the Google IPO, turns out I was sort of wrong.

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4871894/

 

It takes a real man to admit when he is wrong. I am overcome with emotion