Texsox Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 ================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SPORTS http://www.topfive.com/fivers.shtml ================================================================== April 5, 2004 The Top 8 Rejected Baseball Opening Day Ceremonies 8> A reading of threatening letters sent to Hank Aaron in 1974. 7> Synchronized steroid injections. 6> MimeTacular. 5> Darryl Strawberry snorting the first base line. 4> Yogi Berra's new commercial praising "Hooked on Phonics." 3> The ceremonial cutting of Pete Rose's old betting slips. 2> "Random Drug Testing: The Musical!" and the Number 1 Rejected Baseball Opening Day Ceremony... 1> The team mascot slides into home, ripping his costume to reveal his right nipple. [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Business Owners We Ask... What have you found to be the most effective way of promoting your business online? Answer this important question and gain access to the valuable results of what other Small Business Owners such as yourself have found. JUST VISIT: http://ads.pulsetv.com/al/a?aid=6796&ent=1914 "> Quick Survey ================================================================== Selected from 26 submissions from 8 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 1 Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 2 William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR -- 3, Topic Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 4, 7 Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH -- 5 Juliana Andersen, Halifax, NS, Canada -- 6 Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 8 Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- Commissioner ================================================================== [ TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS ] [ "Top 10" lists on a variety of subjects ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ================================================================== [ To complain to the moderator: reid@fistfulofsports.com ] [ Have friends who might like to subscribe to this list? ] [ Refer them to: Top5Sports-subscribe@topica.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== Graduate in less than 13 months with AIU’s Online virtual campus. Classrooms and student service as close as your computer. Highly accredited, study anytime – anywhere. http://click.topica.com/caab6anbUrGfHbV5CYNf/ AIU =========================================================== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Top 5, top 8... what's the difference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 5, 2004 Author Share Posted April 5, 2004 Top 5, top 8... what's the difference That's part of the joke. It's always a "Top 5" but never has only 5. It is a very good humor list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pale Hose Jon Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 "5> Darryl Strawberry snorting the first base line." I would pay to see that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 "5> Darryl Strawberry snorting the first base line." I would pay to see that The first step to getting help is admitting you have a problem.............take your drugs elsewhere Jon!............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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