April 17, 200422 yr he should be having sex with somone, and he finds out it's a man.... a twisted f***ing soxfan manwoman... sammy then spends the rest of the commercial cleaning himself in the shower and crying. Now that's just silly. Everyone knows his man-servant Julian Martinez would be the one administering the Karen Silkwood-esque shower treatment. Incidentally, he also does all the crying for Sammy.
April 17, 200422 yr Author Spiffster, you mean you weren't offended by that old Sox fan stereotype prevalent in the Chicago media? I don't know what you're getting at, but the last thing I care about is the Chicago media.
April 17, 200422 yr I don't know what you're getting at, but the last thing I care about is the Chicago media. great photo in your sig
April 17, 200422 yr Sammy shoulda choked on the taco, and then rushed to the hospital, and instead of removing the obstruction from his throat, they accidentally remove his penis. I laughed at that one.
April 17, 200422 yr they accidentally remove his penis With all the juice, you'd have to find it first. :puke :puke
April 17, 200422 yr With all the juice, you'd have to find it first. :puke :puke HAH, I said that the last page.
April 17, 200422 yr After all the roids he's been shooting up with his penis might be a little hard to find. "What are you talking about? I don't se....wait a second. That's it?! My God, he's smaller then me!"
April 17, 200422 yr "What are you talking about? I don't se....wait a second. That's it?! My God, he's smaller then me!" Forget the magnifying glass, you're gonna need one of these puppies here to find what you're looking for.
April 17, 200422 yr Author great photo in your sig Thanks, I thought it was pretty cool when I spotted it. The contrast between the stoic foreground and the chaotic background is striking, there's no caption necessary.
April 17, 200422 yr I don't get it. cw had a post he must've deleted talking about it being Maggs......
April 17, 200422 yr I don't get it. soxhead's version of events is correct - still looks mags-like to me even though I have been corrected -
April 17, 200422 yr Author Joe in the foreground, Maggs in the background. It's from Wednesday's comeback against KC where Joe hit one off the wall to win it.
April 17, 200422 yr Joe in the foreground, Maggs in the background. It's from Wednesday's comeback against KC where Joe hit one off the wall to win it. leave it to me to screw up a picture never call on me to do a photo i.d. in a trial! "Well, your honor it could have been Mags, I could have been Crede, it could have been anyone of 25 people I can think of off hand..." It is such a good picture it makes who's who irrelevant though. As I was saying in the deleted (by me because I am dumb as a stump in it) post the look on the batter's face is pure wonder, pure awe of baseball, it is baseball at its innocent best, the game we love. There is no ego, there is no hot dog there, just pure baseball. The contrast of foregroud and background which your journalistic eye caught is an incredible contrast. I love that picture. Thanks again for finding it.
April 17, 200422 yr Author leave it to me to screw up a picture never call on me to do a photo i.d. in a trial! "Well, your honor it could have been Mags, I could have been Crede, it could have been anyone of 25 people I can think of off hand..." It is such a good picture it makes who's who irrelevant though. As I was saying in the deleted (by me because I am dumb as a stump in it) post the look on the batter's face is pure wonder, pure awe of baseball, it is baseball at its innocent best, the game we love. There is no ego, there is no hot dog there, just pure baseball. The contrast of foregroud and background which your journalistic eye caught is an incredible contrast. I love that picture. Thanks again for finding it. Yeah the look on his face is awesome. It's just all about hitting a ball and watching it go. Here's the whole thing before I trimmed it a little in case you wanted it.
April 18, 200422 yr Yeah the look on his face is awesome. It's just all about hitting a ball and watching it go. Here's the whole thing before I trimmed it a little in case you wanted it. where did you find the pic spiff? it's usually pretty hard to find a larger pic like that in such good quality...
April 18, 200422 yr Author where did you find the pic spiff? it's usually pretty hard to find a larger pic like that in such good quality... I got that and the one from the game thread from MLB.com's photo gallery. http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/gallery/index.jsp They seem to have a White Sox picture just about every day.
April 18, 200422 yr he should be having sex with somone, and he finds out it's a man.... a twisted f***ing soxfan manwoman... sammy then spends the rest of the commercial cleaning himself in the shower and crying. Im sorry i've been drinking... dont judge me. Eh...
April 18, 200422 yr i was in michigan and i saw it and it was frucking awesome sammy got burned. great commercial. especially when he imitated his kissing his fingers then touching himself all over
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