Controlled Chaos Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 If I knew how I would love to make one with all the loser things the cubs fans do. Girls stripping in bleachers, guys pissin all over the neighborhood, not knowing the score, yappin on cell phones etc... http://www.spankwad.com/northvssouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wong & Owens Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 If I knew how I would love to make one with all the loser things the cubs fans do. Girls stripping in bleachers, guys pissin all over the neighborhood, not knowing the score, yappin on cell phones etc... http://www.spankwad.com/northvssouth I saw that. The "vendors" segment is grossly inaccurate, and it's convenient they didn't feature segments on bathrooms, parking, obstructed view seating, or blaming some schlub fan for one of the biggest choke-jobs in Chicago sports history. If anyone has the graphic capabilities/knowledge, I have some great ideas for a "rebuttal" video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 This pile of s*** is beginning to surface in the media. A friend told me yesterday that WGN morning show played some pieces of the clip on the air, and Jurko (from Mac,Jurko,and Harry;ESPN 1000) made a reference to it. Could it be now people are beginning to realize this hatred Southside/Northside fans have for each other is equally reciprocated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Richard Roeper wrote an entire column yesterday on the strength of that cartoon. I thought that certain aspects of it were hilarious, though. Especially the yodeling. Someone needs to counter this, because we certainly have an infinite supply of ammunition to work with. If there is someone on this site who is capable, that person ought to create a thread dedicated to ideas. I'd like to hear what The Ghost Of Wayne Tollison has to say about this, among others. It would be a riot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Jerko only brought it up to point out that Northsiders hate us as much as we hate them. Mac has been trying to make the point all week that Southsider have more hate in their blood than do Northsiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Yea, saw that piece of crap. Showed it to a couple of sox fans, and they just laughed. Didn't really care cause we know cub fans never have lives anywayz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Richard Roeper wrote an entire column yesterday on the strength of that cartoon. I thought that certain aspects of it were hilarious, though. Especially the yodeling. Someone needs to counter this, because we certainly have an infinite supply of ammunition to work with. If there is someone on this site who is capable, that person ought to create a thread dedicated to ideas. I'd like to hear what The Ghost Of Wayne Tollison has to say about this, among others. It would be a riot. I also thought the Alpine music track on the southsider trek up into the UD was pretty witty, while everything else is way tired and patently untrue stereotype. OK, maybe not the attendence thing but whatever... I think Cheat has some intermediate Flash skills, and my Flash programming skills are rudimentary at best. Doesn't mean I won't give it a whack, and maybe have something together before the Sox/Cubs games in a little more than a month. Maybe. I think my version would concentrate on one or two Neanderthal and drunken fratboy bleacher BUMS as they watch a game. Spilling beer on everyone..., unphased while their team gets pounded but acting like giddy morons when SamME hits a dinger..., comparing ticket prices to see who got raped worse by the Cubs ticket scalping office down the street..., throwing back fake opponents HR balls like complete Flubs fans, etc... I think I'd also have those unsightly WEEDS on the walls coming alive like something out of Little Shop of Horrors and attacking random Flub fans... Wow, this could be fun. There's so much that could be done and this is just scratching the surface (Flub fans are such easy targets) - it would almost have to be an anthology. Destined to take the place of StrongBad?? What do you think? Legal Department: any and all scenarios described above, real or imagined, are the sole intellectual property of FlaxxCo. and its parent company Flaxxtopia Ltd. Portrayal of any of the above situations in any medium, including but not limited to: visual, audio, olfactory, or hallucinatory, without the express writtten consent of my Aunt Edna dead these ten long years IS FORBIDDEN. So there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wong & Owens Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Richard Roeper wrote an entire column yesterday on the strength of that cartoon. I thought that certain aspects of it were hilarious, though. Especially the yodeling. Someone needs to counter this, because we certainly have an infinite supply of ammunition to work with. If there is someone on this site who is capable, that person ought to create a thread dedicated to ideas. I'd like to hear what The Ghost Of Wayne Tollison has to say about this, among others. It would be a riot. OK, here's a few ideas, using the exact same format as the spankwad cartoon: #1)Northsiders: pic of Wrigley in center of frame, with "N" car driving round and round, while game is going on in stadium Southsiders: shot of "S" car easily parking across street from US Cellular, walking to seat, in seat cheering as game begins #2)Northsiders: pic of room full of "n" people, crowding around trough, all urinating on each other. One "N" passes out from stench. Southsiders: Pic of organized, smooth-flowing lines to individual urinals at US Cell. #3)Northsiders: pic of Wrigley bleachers, filled with "N"'s. Homerun ball caught by fan, thrown back. Child "N" shown weeping, Ball-thrower burps and falls out of bleachers onto Waveland, caught by street-dwelling "N"'s. Southsiders: Homerun ball hit to outfield at US Cell, "s" fan catches it, hands it off to young "S" fan. Young "S" fan shown with enormous smile on face, then shown sleeping with ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quade36 Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 who cares. lets show class and not strike back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 who cares. lets show class and not strike back. Lord knows if we did create our own version it would become proof of the "envious, disgruntled" sox fan image. The media would label our rebuttal as tasteless, but compliment that jackoff who created the original as humorous and witty. But in all honestly, I would love it if somebody assembled their own flash movie about Cub fans. :fthecubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Well let's see ... You could show Dusty arguing with the ump with several of these #$%$#% comin out of his mouth ... in front of a couple of youngsters in the stands. vs. Ozzie talking to the ump and making the ump laugh and smile. You could show the bleacher bums filling up the outfield with trash vs. a pristine OF at the Cell. And Sosa doing his hop after homering in a 15-1 shellacking vs. Frank putting his head down and trotting after a walk off job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxfest Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 He needs a new topic like shooting in wrigleyville :fyou him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokeandMirrors Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Geez.. aren't Cubs fans talented.. too bad most of them don't have common sense to back that talent up. :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 i thought it was funny its bulls*** but its still funny can't always take everything seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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