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Vaseline Man

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AN AMERICAN man tried to give police the slip by switching motels – but left a gooey clue that led to his capture.

 

Authorities said a motel cleaning crew discovered a mess of Vaseline on mattresses, bedding, a TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels in Roger Chamberlain's room after he checked out last week.

 

The damage was put at more than $US1000 ($1449).

 

Fourteen empty petroleum jelly jars and numerous pornographic magazines were also fished out of the rubbish bin, according to WNBF radio in Binghamton.

 

Shortly afterward, a sheriff's deputy tracked Chamberlain down to a nearby motel, finding the 44-year-old Virginia man entirely covered in the greasy ointment.

 

He was charged with criminal mischief.

AN AMERICAN man tried to give police the slip by switching motels – but left a gooey clue that led to his capture.

 

Authorities said a motel cleaning crew discovered a mess of Vaseline on mattresses, bedding, a TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels in Roger Chamberlain's room after he checked out last week.

 

The damage was put at more than $US1000 ($1449).

 

Fourteen empty petroleum jelly jars and numerous pornographic magazines were also fished out of the rubbish bin, according to WNBF radio in Binghamton.

 

Shortly afterward, a sheriff's deputy tracked Chamberlain down to a nearby motel, finding the 44-year-old Virginia man entirely covered in the greasy ointment.

 

He was charged with criminal mischief.

LOL! His family must be very proud of him. :D

We know he didn't chaffe at the arrest :lol:

 

The makers of Vaseline would want that product refered to as patroleum jelly. By the way, it was initially invented to be taken internally as a health aid.

And I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't have been for you pesky kids :angry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P

He had to go down under to pull this one off, if you know what I mean ;)

 

Packing for trip:

Passport? check

US Porn, can't be too sure of foreign porn? check

14 jars of vasoline? check

NASCAR coverage in Australia? check

Bush for President stickers? check

Sammy Sosa jersey? check

Extra petroluem jelly? check

Holy crap...14 jars of vasoline. Good lord. :lolhitting

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