Its that time! Yeah! Women! SI Swim suit!

MMM...Sex talk and stuff...yeah...sweet

I'm the first to post to this thread!!!!

I don't know what that says about Heather exactly...

I don't know what that says about Heather exactly...

It means that I love to be a smartass!!! LOL!

Heather, I read this article on The Onion, and thought of you:

 

Newlyweds Regret Saving Sex For Marriage

WETUMKA, OK—Two weeks after their Feb. 1 wedding, Matt and Liz Kuchen, both 32, regret remaining virgins until marriage. "Why the hell did I wait?" Liz said Tuesday. "I could've been having mind-blowing sex with dozens of guys these last 15 years, and instead I spent them making little uptight speeches about how it'll be more special if I hold out." Matt agreed, saying, "Stacy Pratt totally would've done me. Oh, man."

 

Hahahaha. That's priceless.....lol Heather but that's good

:Waiting's sweet? Uhhh. boys/men don't make that choice. I tried and damded well earned for what I got,(thanks in part to alcohol and bad lighting)? Get what you can, while you can all... sorry Heather.

I just know this much. I'm a reasonably attractive, willing male and if I happen to meet a reasonably attractive, willing female.... then we gonna do the wild thing. Anybody out there, listening?

Ho nelly...good post. I am sure Heather and Hsc1 are listening YASNY.

why is it so important to everyone here that heather get laid???...unless of course you plan on doing the laying

baggs i dont care if heather gets laid or not...... i only care about me and make sure i get mine......lol......heather has no clue what shes missing out on... if i were her age again i would be doing it every nite of the week and twice on sunday.........when you get older its harder to find someone who can keep up with that kind of drive.....unless they are heavily medicated on viagra..........lol

baggs i dont care if heather gets laid or not...... i only care about me and make sure i get mine......lol......heather has no clue what shes missing out on... if  i were her age again i would be doing it every nite of the week and twice on sunday.........when you get older its harder to find someone who can keep up with that kind of drive.....unless they are heavily medicated on viagra..........lol  

Hell, I'm 26 and my 31 yr old bf can't keep up with me...

14....theres something about when they pass the age of 30 .. .things just slow down.... while ours just start to heat up ..........

14....theres something about when they pass the age of 30 .. .things just slow down.... while ours just start to heat up ..........

If it slows down anymore, it'll be in reverse!!

14....theres something about when they pass the age of 30 .. .things just slow down.... while ours just start to heat up ..........

If it slows down anymore, it'll be in reverse!!

i feel your pain there girlfriend..........there isnt enough viagra in the world to keep me happy............lol.........

OK, WTF. This is the Official Men Post! Go get your own thread damn it!

 

OK, WTF.  This is the Official Men Post!  Go get your own thread damn it!

 

do i detect a slight bit of tension in you today bj........ truth hurts dont it ....lol

14....theres something about when they pass the age of 30 .. .things just slow down.... while ours just start to heat up ..........

I am 35 and my wife won't keep up with me. How come I am married to the only woman that has a decreased sex drive after 30? I am more horny now than when I was a teenager and there is no Viagra involved.

Now I am all worked up and will have to go home and beat off to porn.

14....theres something about when they pass the age of 30 .. .things just slow down.... while ours just start to heat up ..........

I am 35 and my wife won't keep up with me. How come I am married to the only woman that has a decreased sex drive after 30? I am more horny now than when I was a teenager and there is no Viagra involved.

Now I am all worked up and will have to go home and beat off to porn.

you must be the only exception my dear...........of course we know your so full of it.... your wife probably runs circles around you .............lol lol lol lol lol.........

your wife probably runs circles around you

Nope.

You wish you had something like me.....I am an animal.

your wife probably runs circles around you

Nope.

You wish you had something like me.....I am an animal.

i have something like you every nite of the week...........lol........ variety is the spice of life........lol..........

variety is the spice of life

Thats why there are 5 channels of porn on the sattelite dish.

For variety I beat off with my left hand backwards occasionally.

you only have 5???? geez you need a new dish........i have about 50....left handed backwards huh???? ill have to have the slave of the week give that a try for me....... maybe ill toss in while upside down too just for grins and giggles.........

you only have 5???? geez you need a new dish........i have about 50....left handed backwards huh???? ill have to have the slave of the week give that a try for me....... maybe ill toss in while upside down too just for grins and giggles.........

Slave of the week? Is that Joey Batters or Ncorgbl?

you only have 5???? geez you need a new dish........i have about 50....left handed backwards huh???? ill have to have the slave of the week give that a try for me....... maybe ill toss in while upside down too just for grins and giggles.........

Slave of the week? Is that Joey Batters or Ncorgbl?

ohhh way off base there hon..neither one qualifies for that position.....this weeks slave boy comes live from the working confines of south barrington, il.. if hes a good slave boy youll most likely see him around the park from time to time this season........there are other possible sbtbnl (slave boys to be named later) but for now this one is close by......so it works ok for me..... stay tuned for other announcements reguarding the slave boy of the week as the month continues.... i have a few side trips planned and there are a few slave boy prospects i plan on checking out..............