i have a few side trips planned and there are a few slave boy prospects i plan on checking out

Heading to some retirement homes with a full stock of Viagra?

i have a few side trips planned and there are a few slave boy prospects i plan on checking out

Heading to some retirement homes with a full stock of Viagra?

no no no you got that all wrong... ... heading to the farm systems across america lookin for those young bucks who do not require medication to keep things up and running......... ill give you a full scouting report when i return.....im sure there will be a few does i run into along the way that ill be more than happy to move your way so you dont have to do that left handed thing all alone..........see i have your best interests in mind too... im just that kind of a friend............

i have a few side trips planned and there are a few slave boy prospects i plan on checking out

Heading to some retirement homes with a full stock of Viagra?

no no no you got that all wrong... ... heading to the farm systems across america lookin for those young bucks who do not require medication to keep things up and running......... ill give you a full scouting report when i return.....im sure there will be a few does i run into along the way that ill be more than happy to move your way so you dont have to do that left handed thing all alone..........see i have your best interests in mind too... im just that kind of a friend............

Are you gonna scout Oelwein?

you only have 5???? geez you need a new dish........i have about 50....left handed backwards huh???? ill have to have the slave of the week give that a try for me....... maybe ill toss in while upside down too just for grins and giggles.........

Slave of the week? Is that Joey Batters or Ncorgbl?

That's K-Y!!!

14....theres something about when they pass the age of 30 .. .things just slow down.... while ours just start to heat up ..........

If it slows down anymore, it'll be in reverse!!

i feel your pain there girlfriend..........there isnt enough viagra in the world to keep me happy............lol.........

Go see Dr. Rafiael Palmeiro.

Anybody hear Fred Durst, Limp Bizkit's frontman, on Stern this AM talking about tossing Brittany Spears' salad? Lucky bastard.

 

:fyou Fred Durst

Anybody hear Fred Durst, Limp Bizkit's frontman, on Stern this AM talking about tossing Brittany Spears' salad? Lucky bastard.

 

:fyou  Fred Durst

Oh yeah I heard that today, Sonava b****, I HATE Limp Bizkit, but I gotta respect him for getting Britney Spears...

s***...I wish I could get some of Britney's ass...I'd toss her salad as long as she wanted me too.

 

She may not be much of a singer....but she'd look f***ing fine in a skin tight, very small, bikini. Her tits might even pop out now and then....

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...damn.

 

I wish I was Fred Durst

when you get older its harder to find someone who can keep up with that kind of drive.....

Do you mean guys who can last a long time during one "session", or guys who can go more than one time a day?

She may not be much of a singer....but she'd look f***ing fine in a skin tight, very small, bikini.  Her tits might even pop out now and then....

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...damn.

From what I heard of it, he supposedly left her a love letter or something like that, while he was helping her with her new cd. I guess she came back a few hours later in a see-through shirt and took Fred to her room.

when you get older its harder to find someone who can keep up with that kind of drive.....

Do you mean guys who can last a long time during one "session", or guys who can go more than one time a day?

both would be a nice change but.... i will not press my luck these days.... ill just settle for one who can go more than one time a day.......lol..........

ill just settle for  one who can go more than one time a  day.......lol..........

Good luck with that search!

ill just settle for  one who can go more than one time a  day.......lol..........

Good luck with that search!

your not going to volunteer??????? dang and i had my hopes up there for a second or two ian.........

your not going to volunteer??????? dang and i had my hopes up there for a second or two ian.........

It's only 9:30 and feel like I haven't slept in days, I'd be no match for you.

your not going to volunteer??????? dang and i had my hopes up there for a second or two ian.........

It's only 9:30 and feel like I haven't slept in days, I'd be no match for you.

well i guess that leaves my plans out for tonite then..... oh well maybe tomorrow.........

well i guess that leaves my plans out for tonite then..... oh well maybe tomorrow.........

Ah yes, tomoorrow is another day indeed!

well i guess that leaves my plans out for tonite then..... oh well maybe tomorrow.........

Ah yes, tomoorrow is another day indeed!

rest up old man.. youll need your enegry.......

Could you imagine seeing this...

 

 

...naked?

 

There seriously needs to be a smiley with a guy and his body getting a boner....that would be all over this website

Durst said those tata's are real too. Sonuvab****..... :fyou Fred Durst!!!!!

Durst said those tata's are real too. Sonuvab****.....  :fyou  Fred Durst!!!!!

well now you know he didnt get any from her.... she stated herself in an interview on tv that she had stuff done to those and her mom backed it up.............

She is mighty fine wsf but I am going to say that Molly Simms and Heidi Klum both look better. The only advantage Spears has is shes younger...

She is mighty fine wsf but I am going to say that Molly Simms and Heidi Klum both look better. The only advantage Spears has is shes younger...

I don't give a flying f***....they're all hot as hell!!! On a scale of 1-10....they are all atleast 73's.

14....theres something about when they pass the age of 30 .. .things just slow down.... while ours just start to heat up ..........

I am 35 and my wife won't keep up with me. How come I am married to the only woman that has a decreased sex drive after 30? I am more horny now than when I was a teenager and there is no Viagra involved.

Now I am all worked up and will have to go home and beat off to porn.

Get a discrete and understanding girlfriend.

14....theres something about when they pass the age of 30 .. .things just slow down.... while ours just start to heat up ..........

I am 35 and my wife won't keep up with me. How come I am married to the only woman that has a decreased sex drive after 30? I am more horny now than when I was a teenager and there is no Viagra involved.

Now I am all worked up and will have to go home and beat off to porn.

Get a discrete and understanding girlfriend.

hes got one lol......

14....theres something about when they pass the age of 30 .. .things just slow down.... while ours just start to heat up ..........

I am 35 and my wife won't keep up with me. How come I am married to the only woman that has a decreased sex drive after 30? I am more horny now than when I was a teenager and there is no Viagra involved.

Now I am all worked up and will have to go home and beat off to porn.

Get a discrete and understanding girlfriend.

hes got one lol......

Remember the old Eagles hit with the line "Lookin for a lover who won't blow my cover she's sooo hard to find"?