October 26, 2004

 

                        NOTE FROM CHRIS:

 

        Okay, folks, it's getting near THAT time again.

        Buckle your seat belts and please keep your arms

      and legs inside the voting booth at all times.

 

              The Top 5 Signs Florida Is Preparing

              to Screw Up the Election Again

 

5> The inventor of the "Sore/Loserman" sign is walking around

muttering, "Very/Bedwards?  No.  Ummm...  Dairy/Led words?

No...  C'mon, THINK!"

 

4> First-time voters must view a training video produced by

the Sinclair Broadcast Group.

 

3> Palm Beach County seniors have vowed to atone for their

errors by voting correctly this time for Al Gore.

 

2> "Hello, this is Sangupta and thank you for calling the Diebold

voting machine help line.  It's 3 a.m. here in Mumbai, so

could you please speak slowly?"

 

        and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Florida Is

        Preparing to Screw Up the Election Again...

 

1> 2000: butterfly ballot.

2004: Mobius strip ballot.

 

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could be worse....

 

103% of the population in Columbus, OH has registered to vote

could be worse....

 

103% of the population in Columbus, OH has registered to vote :phr

The Chicago Democratic machine is alive and kicking.................in Ohio.

Hell the Daley machine is still alive in Chicago

could be worse....

 

103% of the population in Columbus, OH has registered to vote :phr

Did they get paid off in crack by the NAACP too?

The Chicago Democratic machine is alive and kicking.................in Ohio.

And the Delay machine is kicking in Texas. The GOP took a Congressman with 26 years experience, and the only Jewish person among the Texas contingent, and sliced his district 4 ways to assure more GOP house seats.

 

All this two years after the same GOP approved the Texas map.

 

Slime political maneuver.

that's funny. My favorite is #2.

Speaking of Florida screwing up the election heres a funny little video. I dont know how to post it so it takes you right to the video but its cloose enough.

 

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=floridavoting.wmv

And the Delay machine is kicking in Texas. The GOP took a Congressman with 26 years experience, and the only Jewish person among the Texas contingent, and sliced his district 4 ways to assure more GOP house seats.

 

All this two years after the same GOP approved the Texas map.

 

Slime political maneuver.

Both sides have been pulling that crap for years. When one party or the other get in power they try to use that power to their advantage so that they may stay in power. I remember the Dems in Illinois pulling, or attempting to, the same stunt a few years ago.