October 28, 200421 yr So HR makes us do this pumpkin carving contest every year. 1st place is $150 for the team, and 2nd place is 2 hours off. The accounting team wins and they are like "woooo hooo.. yea!! $150 bucks, we can order lunch (there was 25 people per team)" and the finance team (that's my group) won 2nd.. the accounting group is walking around like they are the s***.. and we're all laughing our asses off. The accounting "leader" says "aww.. to bad you guys didn't win".. we all look at her and say "enjoy your lunch @ $6 per person.. we'll enjoy or 2 hours off work". She thought about it and was nearly about to cry as she walked away..
October 28, 200421 yr At my work, we have a drinking game - we take a shot every time the boss asks if we did what he asked us to yet....
October 28, 200421 yr Author At my work, we have a drinking game - we take a shot every time the boss asks if we did what he asked us to yet.... That starts at 4:15 today at Anyway's on Roosevelt..
October 28, 200421 yr So HR makes us do this pumpkin carving contest every year. 1st place is $150 for the team, and 2nd place is 2 hours off. The accounting team wins and they are like "woooo hooo.. yea!! $150 bucks, we can order lunch (there was 25 people per team)" and the finance team (that's my group) won 2nd.. the accounting group is walking around like they are the s***.. and we're all laughing our asses off. The accounting "leader" says "aww.. to bad you guys didn't win".. we all look at her and say "enjoy your lunch @ $6 per person.. we'll enjoy or 2 hours off work". She thought about it and was nearly about to cry as she walked away.. with those kind of math skills, I hope HR isn't writing the pay checks.
October 28, 200421 yr Author with those kind of math skills, I hope HR isn't writing the pay checks. HR doesn't have math skills. They sit in their offices and plan "fun" :rolly things all day.
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