In church this morning, the mass was silent in prayer before the priest presented the bread and wine...so the congregation was kneeling, and completely silent. I was just about asleep when out of nowhere the woman in front of me released a mammoth fart...it was so f***ing loud.

 

I could not stop laughing for 20 mins...I felt so bad about laughing, but I just couldn't help it. Her timing was so impeccable.

 

Anyone else have a funny fart story they would like to share?

Just reading that story I almost pissed my pants.

Holy s*** dude.

LMFAO!

 

My best stroy is one that happend at our school Veterans Day assemble.

We were having a moment of silence and all of the sudden the girl infront of me just rips ass. I looked at my friend next to me and we tried to keep from laughing but we couldn't.

Did you get a good wiff of it?

Passing gas=Universal laughter.

Makes me remember my ever so terrible thread I made long ago... :headshake

Makes me remember my ever so terrible thread I made long ago... :headshake

HILARIOUS. i still laugh everytime i see that

In the words of Phil Hartman as Ed McMahon:

"FARTS = FUNNY, YES, SIR!"