Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 ok those of you who were on the old boards know of the story of big frank and when he meat the sox... for those of you who are new let me explain a bit.. .big frank was a poster at the old site.... he put up a story about the nite he spent with the sox while they were trying to woo him into playing for the team..... each and every year we put this up at the begining of the season as kind of tribute to one of the best threads ever on any sox boards.... if you have any further questions after reading this just ask......and now for your reading enjoyment i present to you ... big franks..'LAST NITE I MEAT THE SOX"....... Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 100 Replies Posted by: BigFrank on 09/01/00 at 01:45 PM Some guys who worked for Jerry Reinsdorf, i think there names were Eric Law, and John something, anyway, they invited me to meet the Sox at their Hotel in Chicago so i could introduce myself for next year! Everyone was great, etcept 2 people, chris and Jose did not take a real likeing to me, i guess chris cause i also play center-field, and jose, well i made a joke, i guess i should not have. we were watching a movie, and jose was eating some popcorn and i said, "popcorn, u sure are good at popping, refering to him popping up all the time". evereyone laughed, but jose, i apoligized, but he just gave me a wry look. i got everyone's autograph! I got to meet my hero Frank, i gave him some of my opinons since i watch him so carefully. Frank, Durham, Sirotka, JB, CJ, Mags., Harold, & Simas were particulary nice to me. I loved that night, i was like a kid in a candy store! RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: cjt522 on 09/01/00 at 02:44 PM And then you woke up????? RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: baggio on 09/01/00 at 02:59 PM the sox have a hotel in chicago for their players???? thats a first..i figured they would go home and spend time with their families:) RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: Ncorgbl on 09/01/00 at 03:20 PM Can we assume you meant "meet", PLEASE! RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: HoosierSoxFan1 on 09/01/00 at 03:24 PM Ncorgbl, For a short post, that one had me laughing out loud for a minute or two. Nicely done. RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: BigFrank on 09/01/00 at 04:05 PM for god's shake, i meant meet! RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: baggio on 09/01/00 at 04:08 PM shouldnt it read..."last night i MET the sox" RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: BigFrank on 09/01/00 at 04:18 PM geesh, meat, met, meet, it doesn't matter, everyone knew what i meant. if i make the team next year i don't know what i will play. i am a true center-fielder, but we have chris, who i don't see much in, but 5 mill$ joe borchard. Mabye they would put me somewere else, keep me as a utility, 1 start a week utility gut, or mabye( god i hope so), i will start this year untill borchard comes around, oh well i can't wait till next spring training. Right now i am focusing on fy, hopefully new teamates rocking up Shoenweis tonight, and winning the WS! U know how frank is streaky, he has struggled, i feel a hot streak comeing on for him and the sox! Go Sox! Go Frank! RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: num1soxgirl on 09/01/00 at 04:20 PM BigFrank- What division are you starting in? I'm just saying that I don't know if you'll be playing for the Sox right away next year. We'll still look for your stats though. Good luck. RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: BigFrank on 09/01/00 at 04:30 PM my stats in my final college year for Duke were: .422 avg., 13 homers, 55 rbi's, 60 runs, 87 hits, 22 doubles, 3 triples, 4 ibb, 3 sac. flies, 47 walks, and only 11 strikeouts! Have u read my post several old post list back? I have already talked with Mr. Reinsdorf, manuel, and a brief phone conversation w/ Mr. Schuler. They have already said if i do good enough to make the team in spring training, then i will be on the 2001 chicago whitesox roster, they have been me in bp, they know my talent, they know i still have my talent after my injury, the only questio is if i can use my great hitting at ml level! Options RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: chepp on 11/06/00 at 09:42 AM Sorry to dampen everyone's enjoyment of this string. But this is way out of line. We have one of our future White Sox stars posting on our web site, and all we give him is ridicule? I am truly ashamed of all of you. This has gotten way out of line. I am hoping we start hearing some apologies. Now...I'd write more, but I've got a big meeting with Williams, Reinsdorf and Manuel in a few minutes...and Maggs, PK, and Frank keep stealing this mornings Trib from me. And Maggs has eaten ALL of the scrambled eggs that I made for the team this morning!!! I'm telling you, he'd better watch what he eats, or he'll be looking like Fernando Valenzuela in right field!! I'm not sure I like spending the entire winter in the same hotel room with the White Sox. They come to me for advice on hitting, fielding, and scoring with the women, and all I get is grief!!! And I think Jose was up all last night watching SpectraVision (how many times can you watch "Naughty Stewardesses????") And here's the big scoop, A-Rod came by last night and hung with me and the boys. I'm meeting with Boras later today. I think I can get him to drop down from $250-million to $249-million. I'll keep everyone posted!!! ________________________________________ RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: foxie59 on 11/06/00 at 10:28 AM Herby, pass the skim milk please. Thanks big guy! ________________________________________ RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: zach23 on 11/06/00 at 12:31 PM This post is true!!! Right at this moment I am with the entire Sox team on Dr. Evil's hidden island. We are all plotting a way to kidnap Steinbrenner and ask for a ransom of..... two hundred meeeelion dollars. We will use the money for ARod. The Sox players read this and said that yes, it did happen. Jose said he loves popcorn and movies. His favorites are "Jiffy Pop" and watching "Ishtar". Everyone is here. Andy Kaufman and Elvis are playing air hockey, and Jim Morrison is talking to Jimmy Hoffa about which free agent is the best to sign in 2001. Yesterday we went out to Dr. Evil's baseball field and I pitched to every current major league player. Since I throw 140mph like Sid Finch, I struck all of them out on 3 pitches. Then I batted against every major league pitcher and hit an 800 ft home run off each one. Everyone agreed that I am way to good to play in the majors since I would dominate and win every World Series by myself. So they gave me 1 trillion dollars, the playboy mansion, and all the girls inside to promise I would not play. Today, after hunting aligators with Maggs and Carlos Lee, I played one on one with Michael Jordan and easily beat him. He cried and left the room, so I chased him down to apologize. Later we made friends over a couple of "yoohoos", and I took him to see "Bagger Vance". He loved the movie so much that he said I can come to his house anytime and help him run the Washington Wizards. Tomorrow, I'm going deep sea diving with Konerko, Charles Johnson, and Jerry Manuel. We are going to search for buried treasure. Konerko said "It will be just like an episode of Clutch Cargo". Next week I am scheduled to teach English classes at Duke University with Mark Johnson and Herbert Perry. God knows Duke is in need of a good English teacher. We will spend most of the week on spelling and grammer, since it appears that those areas are in most need of help. All the players tell me they hope the winter goes by slow because they are having so much fun with me on Dr. Evil's island. We have a big party planned in January right before the pitchers and catchers fly back for spring training. Oh, and the true reason Schueler quit..... he lost a bet with me. He bet me that I couldn't run a marathon in 22 minutes. If I won the bet, he would quit and I would be GM. I won of couse, but insisted that they say Ken Williams was GM to hide my secret identity, since I am also a CIA agent. So I am the true GM and will be signing everyone to the Sox next year. Schueler is all upset, because he says he was drunk when he made the bet and didn't know what he was doing. Well, I have to go know. The playboy playmates are waiting for me to join them in the pool. Ray Durham and Josh Paul are barbequeing the aligators we caught today. Next year you are all invited to come to as many games as you want for FREE. ________________________________________ RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: foxie59 on 11/07/00 at 09:01 AM Zach.... Put down the gun and step away from the car! A-Rod reports it's a package deal... No bigfrank, no A-rod, Boras concurs. _ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Yea, Baby!!! What the f*** ever happened to Num1SoxGirl? And get Oldsingleton here!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 I can't believe everyone was so harsh to a retard. Manners. I've seen that before, still laugh each time I reread it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baggio202 Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 for those wanting an update on bigfrank's career...well the baseball thing didnt work out too well...but not worry..last year bigfrank let us know he wa in oslo norway playing basketball for the oslo kings professional basketball team..his dream is to make it to the NBA and play with his hero drik nowitski i hope bigfrank makes it back to the boards this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Damn, some people need to get out more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 I still think that comment to Jose was freaking hillarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Chepp's reply was funny as hell....and zach's is pretty funny too. I love reading that every time it is up....I think it is one of the funniest things I've seen in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxfest Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 I liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 we can not go a season without it.... its become a yearly tradition......and it shows you all how long some of us have been together .......time flies huh....... as baggs said big frank has traded shoes from spikes to hi tops... he also owns a very fine jewelry business in the downtown chicago area... i think his speciality was diamonds if im not mistaken.... im still waiting on that anklet he promised to make me lol.......good thing i didnt hold my breath on that huh...........anyhow i figured you all would get a kick out of this one more time........some good things never die......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr. Showtime Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Bump Bump!!! What the hell for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Bump!!! What the hell for? i think roman was lookin for this eariler.. maybe he needed a good laugh??? with the way the season and this game has gone cant blame him........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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