It's absolutely hysterical. page 137. It appears to be an Immigration Application for Iguchi. It lists his nicknames as "The Gooch, TBD by Hawk".

 

For his crimes he has been convicted of it says "2001 Stole most bases, 2003 Stole most bases, 2004 Battery and use of force resulting in harmful or offensive conduct (2004 Case Reference Number .333)"

 

Under Declare all family heirlooms of irreplaceable value it says:

"Gold Glove 2001, 2003, 2004, All-Star Ring 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, Japanese Series Ring 1999, 2003"

 

For references it list all the coaches, Ozzie, KW and JR.

 

For the question that says list all Parties that might oppose your immigration to the US:

"The NY Yankees, Minnesota Twins, Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox, Detroit Tigers, Seattle Mariners, KC Royals"

 

Clearly state reason applicant seeks immigrant status in US"

"To Win."

 

 

At the bottom of the ad it says "Is this a great country or what?"

 

 

Fabulous ad, Brooks!

http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...pic=29173&st=15 Post #24

s*** ya beat me to it ....anyway...here it is everyone.

 

s*** ya beat me to it ....anyway...here it is everyone.

 

 

That's funny .

lol I love it.

brooks is awesome. If i was a woman, i'd want him to bear my children. If I was arnold schwarzennegger, i'd want him to bear my children.

brooks boyer has been great with every idea he's come up with, then them vs. us, and this have to be the coolest so far imo.

very funny

Interesting that his nicknames were the top two votes choices in our nickname vote. Someone's watching!

I like how is nickname #2 is "TBD by Hawk". that's classic. I dont care for the way Hawk has to give everyone a nickname, but it does fit what has gone on in the past.

I agree with all. Props to Brooks, very creative.

Interesting that his nicknames were the top two votes choices in our nickname vote. Someone's watching! 

 

I noticed that as well.

 

And that is quite funny.