From "Ikiru"

Kanji Watanabe: "I can't afford to hate anybody. I haven't got that kind of time."

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From "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

Raoul Duke: Don't take any guff from these f***ing swine.

 

Raoul Duke: You better take care of me, Lord. Because if you don't -- you're gonna have me on your hands.

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From "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"

Veruca: A snozzberry? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

Wonka: We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.

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From "Dr. Strangelove"

Gen. Turgidson: "...but he'll see the big board!"

Most of those lines are great for comedic value. But only one set of lines, as a kid, truly socked me in the gut and it was the first time in my life that I realized that, sometimes, life isn't fair.....

 

Darth Vader: "Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father."

 

Luke Skywalker: "He told me enough. He told me that you killed him."

 

"Darth Vader: "No Luke. I am your father!"

"We're gonna have a little shake up in the sales contest this month.

First prize is a brand new Cadillac El Dorado.

Wanna see second prize? A set of steak knives.

Third prize is you're fired."

 

-Alec Baldwin addressing his sales team in 'Glen Garry Glenn Ross'.

 

There have to be 20 great lines in that film alone.

I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God. -Alec Baldwin - Malice

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I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God. -Alec Baldwin - Malice

 

Good job, and I thought I was 'movie line freak'.....

Good job, and I thought I was 'movie line freak'..... 

I copy/pasted.

I copy/pasted. 

 

At least you're honest....but Booooo.

Here's one:

 

Annette Benning: (angrily) So, you lost your job??!!

Kevin Spacey: (sarcastically) No, I didn't 'lose' my job, it's not I looked up and thought hmmm, where'd my job go? No, I QUIT my job.

 

-American Beauty.

From Forrest Gump:

 

"I gotta pee!!"

 

 

 

juddling

I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God. -Alec Baldwin - Malice

 

One of the best lines ever!!!

 

Here's another...

It's nothing personal..It's only business.

Vincent Gallo: "So, can you do this for me?"

Christina Ritchie: "Well, I'll do my best".

Gallo: "No, no, no, no. I don't need you to do your best, I need you to do it right."

 

-from Buffalo 66.

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"I see your schwartz is as BIG as mine! Now let's see how well you handle it."

-Dark Helmet

 

 

"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy s***! Where's the Tylenol?"

-Clark Griswold

 

 

Can you fly this plane and land it?

Surely you can't be serious.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

 

Roger:"We have clearance, Clarence." Clarence: "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

 

"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

 

Taylor: Well I guess theres only one thing left to do...

Hayes: Whats that?

Taylor: Win the whole f***in thing!

 

"I only have one thing to say to you, Vaughn....STRIKE THIS MOTHER f***ER OUT!"

I could just about quote this entire movie...

 

"It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!"

 

Dark Helmet:Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.

Lone Star: What?

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Lone Star: What's that make us?

Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

I could just about quote this entire movie...

 

"It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!"

 

Dark Helmet:Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.

Lone Star: What?

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Lone Star: What's that make us?

Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

 

Those were a couple of my favorites from that movie.

From "Dr. Strangelove"

Gen. Turgidson: "...but he'll see the big board!"

Gotta love Dr. Strangelove

"There will be no fighting in the War Room!"

 

Total Recall

"Vilos Cohaagen: Richter, do you know why I'm such a happy person?

Richter: No, sir.

Vilos Cohaagen: It's because I have the greatest job in the solar system. As long as the Trebinium keeps flowing, I can do anything I want. ANYTHING. And I fear that if the rebels win, it all might end. AND YOU'RE f***ING MAKING IT HAPPEN!"

 

How dare all of you?

 

"It's 106 miles to chicago, we have a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarette's, it's dark and we're wearing sunglass."

"Hit it."

 

-The Blues Brothers (The single greatest movie quote of all time)

 

...that, and anything from Dumb and Dumber. Each and every one of my close friends have memorized that movie. We live and die by it.

I could just about quote this entire movie...

 

"It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!"

 

Dark Helmet:Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.

Lone Star: What?

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Lone Star: What's that make us?

Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

 

Good. But, there is better.

 

"Because good is dumb...and you know it."

Mitch: ...and all I want to do is get some f***ing sleep.

Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "f***, s***, b****."

Frank: Cock. Balls.

Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.

 

Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.

College Student: A big day? Doing what?

Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

 

Too many to list here's linky.....

Old School.

...that, and anything from Dumb and Dumber.  Each and every one of my close friends have memorized that movie.  We live and die by it.

 

Wow, what a waste of time.

"Say goodnight to the bad guy" -Tony Montana, Scarface

"You must have a wide foot, you got both of them"

 

"Everybody run, there's a giant s*** cloud coming!"

 

"You suck! You don't deserve a car!!!"

 

"We don't have a cow. We have a bull."

 

"What, do I have a boog hanging?"

 

"Wow, somebodies taking home a souvenier!"

Wow, what a waste of time.

 

Great comment. Truly insightful. :headshake

Good.  But, there is better.

 

"Because good is dumb...and you know it."

 

Acually, I believe it was:

 

"Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb."

 

 

"Did you see anything?"

"No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."

 

 

"So the combination is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5"

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5? That's the stupidiest combination I've ever heard of. That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage!"

 

"Do you have the combination"

"Yes sir right here."

"Good what is it?"

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5"

"That's amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!"

 

"Look sir, the radar. It appears to be jammed!"

"Rassberry! Only one man dares give me the rassberry! Lone Star!"

*camera crashes into Dark Helmet*

 

"Prepare to say good-bye to your 2 best friends. And I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago!"

Acually, I believe it was:

 

"Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb."

 

Yup, That's the line. Check out the film again. "...dumb...and you know it."

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Coolhand Luke

 

That's definitely one of my favorite movies.

 

Off the top of my head...

 

"Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand."

 

"That ol' Luke. He's a natural born world-shaker."

 

"She don't know what she's doing to us." "She knows exactly what she's doin."

 

"Just doin' my job. You understand, don't you, Luke?" "Just because it's your job don't make it right."

 

I know most aren't word-for-word, but that movie is great.

 

"Wit dat Luke smile of his..."

"Why'd ya have to say 50?"

"Sounded like a good round number."

 

Something like that.

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