Because I never want to f***ing see you again.

Well you've always been a b****, since I can't remember when.

And you irritate my brain, and your driving me insane.

No I never want to see your f***ing ugly ass again,

Tell me why'd you have to be such a b****?

I’m a b****, I’m a b****

Oh the b**** is back

Stone cold sober as a matter of fact

I can b****, I can b****

`cause I’m better than you

It’s the way that I move

The things that I do

I was unaware

of you ever playing fair

and I really don't care

how's the weather down there?

 

..and if you go home with another tough guy

I don't wanna hear you cry

how there's no more of you and I.

I will survive

as long as i know how to love

I know I will stay alive

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive

I will survive

Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover

She's soooooh hard to find

Take it easy

Take it easy

Edited June 6, 200520 yr by Yossarian

In the mornin', please don't say you love me

cuz you know I'll only kick you out the door

yeah I'll pay your cab fare home

you can even use my best cologne

just don't be here in the morning when I wake up

She lit a burner on the stove and offered me a pipe

"I thought you'd never say hello," she said

"You look like the silent type."

Then she opened up a book of poems

And handed it to me

Written by an Italian poet

From the thirteenth century.

And every one of them words rang true

And glowed like burnin' coal

Pourin' off of every page

Like it was written in my soul from me to you,

Tangled up in blue.

..and every word is non sense but I understand it all

and oh I'm not ready for this sort of thing.

Been dazed and confused for so long, it’s not true,

Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.

Take it easy baby, let them say what they will.

Will your tongue wag so much when I send you the bill?

She said you're a touch overrated,

you're a lush and I hate it.

but these grass stains on my knees,

they won't mean a thing

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville

Searching for my lost shaker of salt

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame

But I know it's nobody's fault

Got a monkey on back,

a muh muh muh muh muh monkey on my ba ba ba back back

gonna change my ways tonight

nobody's fault but mine

they're gonna be mad at us

they're gonna be mad at me and you

they're gonna be mad at us

and all the thinks

we wanna do

just please don't name this

please don't explain this

just blame it all on me

say i was shameless

say i couldn't slow it down

let alone stop it

and say you just hung around

'cuz you couldn't top it

Plenty of room at the Hotel California

Any time of year

Any time of year

You can find it here

You can find it here

Asleep in perfect blue buildings

Behind the green apple sea

I wanna get me a little oblivion

To try to keep myself away from me

I'd like to be under the sea

In an octopus' garden in the shade

He'd let us in, knows where we've been

In his octopus' garden in the shade

 

I'd ask my friends to come and see

An octopus' garden with me

I'd like to be under the sea

In an octopus' garden in the shade.

If I don't get some shelter

Oh yeah I'm gonna fade away

Love sister is just a kiss away

Well, I'm a bum in the sun and I'm having fun.

And I know you know I got no special plans.

All the bills are paid. I got it made in the shade,

and all I nee, nee, need is the woman.

What a sweet talkin' honey with a little bit of money can

turn your head around.

Creatures from the sea with the looks to me like she'd like to fool around.

Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no.

All I need is a beautiful girl.

Ah, yeah! Beautiful girls

Hey, welcome home

I got a little wine

I got a little time

and some Marvin Gaye

He had a dozen roses and a bottle of wine

If he was lookin' to surprise us he was doin' fine

I heard him cry for Mama up and down the hall

Then I heard a bottle break against the bedroom wall

That old diesel engine made an eerie sound

When Papa fired it up and headed into town

Papa was a rolling stone

Wherever he laid his hat was his home

I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me,

the radio reminds me of my home far away

and driving down the road I get a feeling

that I should have been home yesterday, yesterday.

It's just a voice thats bent on telling me I'm too good

And there really is a shortcut

And I've been through this so many nights before

That you'd think it would be easier by now

So I let the chemical reaction cloud over

The pain that keeps on hurting

As I slowly, but too slowly drift away

To a place where I know I don't have to think

and God I hate myself for loving smoke and drink

Hello, walls - (hello) (hello)

How'd things go for you to- day

Don't you miss her

Since she up and walked a- way

And I'll bet you dread to spend

Another lonely night with me

Lonely walls

I'll keep you com-pa- ny.

Countin' flowers on the wall

That don't bother me at all

Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one

Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo

Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do