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Suicide By Super Glue

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Suicide By Super Glue

 

A man killed himself by sealing his mouth and nose with super glue.

 

Bangkok, Thailand -- A young Thai man with a history of moodiness has killed himself by gluing his mouth and nose shut with super glue.

 

Bangkok police say the young man's body was found Thursday morning in his bedroom, apparently after suffocating overnight.

 

They say a small amount of cash and a note saying "Here is all that I have, take what you please" were also found on the bed.

 

The man's family told police he had argued with his sister Wednesday, over some money she borrowed and did not repay.

 

He then went into his bedroom, where his body was found ten hours later.

How sad. At least he found an ingenious way to die. No boring old cliche's for this man.

 

Singing the M*A*S*H theme

Lyrics to the song 'Suicide is Painless'

 

Through early morning fog I see

 

visions of the things to be

 

the pains that are withheld for me

 

I realize and I can see...

 

[REFRAIN]:

 

that suicide is painless

 

It brings on many changes

 

and I can take or leave it if I please.

 

I try to find a way to make

 

all our little joys relate

 

without that ever-present hate

 

but now I know that it's too late, and...

 

[REFRAIN]

 

The game of life is hard to play

 

I'm gonna lose it anyway

 

The losing card I'll someday lay

 

so this is all I have to say.

 

[REFRAIN]

 

The only way to win is cheat

 

And lay it down before I'm beat

 

and to another give my seat

 

for that's the only painless feat.

 

[REFRAIN]

 

The sword of time will pierce our skins

 

It doesn't hurt when it begins

 

But as it works its way on in

 

The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

 

[REFRAIN]

 

A brave man once requested me

 

to answer questions that are key

 

is it to be or not to be

 

and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

 

[REFRAIN]

 

'Cause suicide is painless

 

it brings on many changes

 

and I can take or leave it if I please.

 

...and you can do the same thing if you please.

OK, Tex, if you won't. I will.

 

At least he stuck with his idea to kill himself. :ph34r:

:huh: Sounds like a horrible way to die.
QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 21, 2005 -> 01:00 PM)
Now this is a Darwin Award.

 

No Darwins for suicides.

QUOTE(mreye @ Jun 21, 2005 -> 08:01 AM)
OK, Tex, if you won't. I will.

 

At least he stuck with his idea to kill himself.  :ph34r:

 

:lolhitting

 

Seriously, that is a scary way to go. I also suspect we'll be seeing warnings on crazy glue for now on.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 21, 2005 -> 07:45 PM)
:lolhitting

 

Seriously, that is a scary way to go. I also suspect we'll be seeing warnings on crazy glue for now on.

You may be right. OK, here's the plan: You glue your mouth and nose shut and I'll sue on your behalf.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 06:01 AM)
Hmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm!

Does that mean it's a go? :P

I tried this once but used post-it note glue. I don't know what went wrong. :huh

QUOTE(mreye @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 07:05 AM)
Does that mean it's a go? :P

 

mm?! mmmm mm, mmm! Mmmm $$!! :( :wacko:

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 06:16 AM)
mm?! mmmm mm, mmm! Mmmm $$!! :(  :wacko:

We can't wait too long on this, now. They might be recalling their product as we speak.

QUOTE(mreye @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 07:23 AM)
We can't wait too long on this, now. They might be recalling their product as we speak.

 

You gotta test him to make sure he isn't faking it...

 

Hey Tex, they should close the US/Texas-Mexician border immediately! What do you think?

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 07:59 AM)
You gotta test him to make sure he isn't faking it...

 

Hey Tex, they should close the US/Texas-Mexician border immediately!  What do you think?

:nono Hmm, mmmm, mummrrphr! :chair

 

 

 

:lolhitting

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 06:59 AM)
You gotta test him to make sure he isn't faking it...

 

Hey Tex, they should close the US/Texas-Mexician border immediately!  What do you think?

:lolhitting :notworthy

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 07:59 AM)
You gotta test him to make sure he isn't faking it...

 

Hey Tex, they should close the US/Texas-Mexician border immediately!  What do you think?

 

What's a Mexician? Is that a Mexican Magician?

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