http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3020...8,00.html?f=rss

 

Teen's Mannequin Love-In

Updated: 15:21, Monday November 21, 2005

 

A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

 

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

 

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

 

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

 

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

 

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Thanks you ass... you made me laugh so hard I spit iced tea all over my laptop.

 

 

:finger

 

 

 

LOL!

That kid better have been pledging a fraternity.

The teen said "at first it was like it's a *man*nequin so no way, I aint abnormal or anything. Then I heard they make female mannequins. Wow, did you see the knockers on her? So they were plastic, so are the ones down at the local gentleman's club. It wasn't until too late I learned she had no cooter."

 

wtf?

 

thats a new one.

Michael Plentyhorse. What a name.

Michael Plentyhorse.  What a name.

happened in Sioux Falls, so I'm guessing that could be a native American name.

you know, some where out there, there's a group of people, perhaps even a magazine, dedicated to mannequin f***ing....

 

:headshake

 

wow

I just noticed he was busted for "trying to have sex with the mannequin", dude can't even score with an inanimate object. That boy aint ever reproducing.

you know, some where out there, there's a group of people, perhaps even a magazine, dedicated to mannequin f***ing....

 

:headshake

 

wow

I guess that would the NAMMLA subchapter, we should ask Jas

I just noticed he was busted for "trying to have sex with the mannequin", dude can't even score with an inanimate object. That boy aint ever reproducing. 

That Boy. . . I say THAT BOY is about as sharp as a box of spoons.

 

Edited November 22, 200520 yr by FlaSoxxJim

He'd be placed on the sex offenders list. So does that mean, if convicted, every time he moves he has to notify department stores about his whereabouts?

He'd be placed on the sex offenders list. So does that mean, if convicted, every time he moves he has to notify department stores about his whereabouts?

 

And somewhere in Hollywood...Andrew McCarthy feels vindicated.