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QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Nov 20, 2005 -> 09:31 PM)
Grinder Rule #1 ... Win.  Or die trying.

Grinder Rule #2 ... Only one stat matters—W

Grinder Rule #3 ... Grass stains.  Dirt stains.  Mud stains.  Blood stains.

Grinder Rule #4 ... Knowking what's coming and hitting what's coming -- not the same thing.

Grinder Rule #5 ... Every pitch is full count.  Every inning, the ninth.  Every game, game seven.

Grinder Rule  #6 ... The best seat in the house should be determined by the best player in the house.

Grinder Rule #7 ... Grinder ball requires speed, defense and discipline.  And immigration.

Grinder Rule #10 ... Only one statistic matters:  W.

Grinder Rule #11 ... When jumping on the White Sox band wagon, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, keep your hands and arms inside the wagon at any time.

Grinder Rule #18 ... NEVER be late for the National Anthem.  No matter what nation you're from.

Grinder Rule #19 ... Flying does not make you superman.  Getting up and making the throw to first, now that makes you superman.

Grinder Rule #21 ... Thieves will be punished.  Swiftly, harshly and repeatedly.

Grinder Rule #22 ... When attending a Chicago White Sox game, don't blink.

Grinder Rule #23 ... When all is said and done, make sure you done more than you said.

Grinder Rule #25 ... A good outfielder doesn't see the wall.  He tastes it.

Grinder Rule #26 ... Your hitting should serve as a warning.  To low-flying aircraft.

Grinder Rule #28 ... Always give fans something they can take away from the game.  Like the other team's pride.

Grinder Rule #30 ... Good enough, isn't.

Grinder Rule #33 ... The only way to get out of the hole you dig yourself is to dig deeper.

Grinder Rule #37 ... Never walk.  Even when you walk.

Grinder Rule #38 ... You're either counted on or counted out.

Grinder Rule #39 ... Be a Man.  Play like a Boy.

Grinder Rule #44 ... There is more to baseball than peanuts and cracker jacks.

Grinder Rule #45 ... Respect the past, people who are shoeless, and anyone named Joe.

Grinder Rule #45 ... The best defense is a good win.

Grinder Rule #54 ... If you can't take the heat, get out of the batter's box.

Grinder Rule #55 ... It's called stepping up to the plate for a reason.

Grinder Rule #58 ... In the unlikely event an opposing player turns a lucky swing into a home run here at U.S. Cellular Field -- home of the White Sox -- and an unsuspecting fan catches said ball, he or she should NOT throw the ball back onto the field of play.

Grinder Rule #62 ... Advance the runner at all costs.

 

Grinder Rule #74 ... Believe in magic.  Not magic numbers.

 

Grinder Rule #98 ... Batters should fear your fastball.  Not because it can get them out.  Because it can knock them out.

 

Grinder Rule #162 ... There is no crying in baseball ... Unless there is champagne burning in your eyes.

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