I prefer the following titles.

"How to serve your country and get elected........and RE-ELECTED President in spite of lame ass leftist smear attempts by washed up, stupid reporters."

 

Or

 

"I helped fund people who were fighting the single greatest threat our nation ever faced and in so doing helped bring about their end."

Or how about these by Ted Kennedy?:

 

How to get kicked out of Harvard for Cheating

How to get back into Harvard, pay someone to take a test for you and get kicked out again for cheating.

Oops, I enlisted for 4 years, let's get Daddy Bootlegger / Ambassador to get it knocked down to 2

Or how about these by Ted Kennedy?:

 

Oops, I enlisted for 4 years, let's get Daddy Bootlegger / Ambassador to get it knocked down to 2

Now you're talking about Bush. Stop that.

Or how about these by Ted Kennedy?:

 

How to get kicked out of Harvard for Cheating

How to get back into Harvard, pay someone to take a test for you and get kicked out again for cheating.

Oops, I enlisted for 4 years, let's get Daddy Bootlegger / Ambassador to get it knocked down to 2

How about "Why didn't I get to bang Marilyn Monroe? and other unanswered questions..."

How about "Why didn't I get to bang Marilyn Monroe? and other unanswered questions..."

What is...because my brother had her killed?

Did you know that Ted Kennedy and Orrin Hatch are good friends? I just remembered some 60 Minutes thing from ten years ago where they talked about it. First time I ever remember Kennedy having serious Whiskey Nose.

Did you know that Ted Kennedy and Orrin Hatch are good friends? I just remembered some 60 Minutes thing from ten years ago where they talked about it. First time I ever remember Kennedy having serious Whiskey Nose.

They're all friends. They're fooling us. Limbaugh and Carville are good friends. They and their wives have dinner together quite often.

They did a photoshop contest along these lines and I thought it was funny enough for a thread bump so here goes.

 

 

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1848320

 

 

My abs are hurting now from laughing so hard.

They did a photoshop contest along these lines and I thought it was funny enough for a thread bump so here goes.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1848320

My abs are hurting now from laughing so hard.

That's awesome.

Chappaquiddick is so played out. Honestly, Ted Kennedy is a person who gives you so much material to work with, and nobody can seem to get past 1969. The nose one was my favorite.

Chappaquiddick is so played out. Honestly, Ted Kennedy is a person who gives you so much material to work with, and nobody can seem to get past 1969. The nose one was my favorite.

 

You mean like his belonging to a club that bans women from joining... And just now vowing to get out of it?

 

http://news.bostonherald.com/localPolitics...rticleid=121646

U.S. Sen. Edward M. Kennedy — who ripped Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito for ties to a group that discriminates against women — says he’s going to quit a club notorious for discriminating against women “as fast as I can.”

 

    Kennedy was outed by conservatives late last week as a current member of The Owl Club, a social club for Harvard alumni that bans women from membership.

 

    In an interview with WHDH Channel 7’s Andy Hiller that aired last night, Kennedy said, “I joined when I . . . 52 years ago, I was a member of the Owl Club, which was basically a fraternal organization.”

 

I guess the statute of limitations on youthful indiscretion is 50 years. More than 25, at least.

I don't see the big deal about this. I'm a member of the Knights of Columbus. Women can't join. Does that make me a woman hater?

I don't see the big deal about this. I'm a member of the Knights of Columbus. Women can't join. Does that make me a woman hater?

 

Just don't get nominated to the be a SC justice.

Just don't get nominated to the be a SC justice.

Don't worry.

There's a big difference between joining a mens club and joining an organization that seeks to ban women from a University.

 

So Knights of Columbus > CAP.

You mean like his belonging to a club that bans women from joining... And just now vowing to get out of it?

 

http://news.bostonherald.com/localPolitics...rticleid=121646

 

Thank you. The man is a wealth of comedy!