You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.

 

I guess we won't get that dog after all.

Edited January 17, 200620 yr by Queen Prawn

While driving, you look down to dial your cell phone. Failing to watch the road ahead of you, your speeding vehicle crashes into an overturned fuel tanker, causing a massive explosion which turns you into human kibble.

 

 

I knew I hated Cell phones for a reason.

You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill.

 

hmm

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

 

 

I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

A chiropractor improperly cracks your neck, breaking it and killing you instantly.

 

I am very injury prone, so this wouldn't suprise me.