Pencil in penis backfires

 

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

 

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

 

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

 

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

 

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

 

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

 

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/5058/Pencil_In_Penis

That is the most painful thing I can imagine doing to myself. Oh my dear lord this man is a moron.

Oh. My. God.

*legs crossed*

 

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

All I can hope, is that this man is now eligible for a Darwin Award.

All I can hope, is that this man is now eligible for a Darwin Award.

Well, i don't think he died...does sterilization make oneself eligible? He would have removed himself from the gene pool if that were the case.

Well, i don't think he died...does sterilization make oneself eligible?  He would have removed himself from the gene pool if that were the case.

 

I thought losing the ability to reproduce was the key. Heck i might be wrong there.

Here are the "official" rules

 

http://cgi.darwinawards.com/cgi/frames.pl?/rules/main.html