Or as Derek Jeter calls him "Canoe"

A lot of empty seats in Arlington tonight.

It's too f'in hot. And, we're all at home watching the Mavs. (or stuck in class... s***)

AJP is cutting and slashing...and oh so prone to a pitch out of the zone right now.

The Tigers are beating Cy McClung? Did we end up winning that game or losing it?

Naw.

 

It's "Dress Like a Seat" night at Arlington.

Heh, I assure you NONE of us expected TB to actually win one of those games.

 

I expected Tampa to win at least one game in that series.

 

The Tigers are beating Cy McClung? Did we end up winning that game or losing it?

 

We won it.

It's too f'in hot. And, we're all at home watching the Mavs. (or stuck in class... s***)

Its supposed to be Africa-hot in Chicago this weekend.

Pitching in that heat would really be the worst thing ever.

Its supposed to be Africa-hot in Chicago this weekend.

Pitching in that heat would really be the worst thing ever.

It's why Texas blows ass come late August. They're spent from playing in this 100 degree s*** every day.

I expected Tampa to win at least one game in that series.

We won it.

 

 

I just remember him yelling "Throw the f***ing ball!" at Joey Gathright.

Pitching in that heat would really be the worst thing ever.

 

Nope, catching is 500 times worse.

I forgot about the Mavs. Remember when the Sox cancelled a game real early because of weather, and it turned out to be fine at gametime, and many thought the real reason was because the Bulls had a playoff game that night and there wouldn't be more than a couple of thousand at the Sox game?

Nope, catching is 500 times worse.

 

soooooo true.

It's why Texas blows ass come late August. They're spent from playing in this 100 degree s*** every day.

That was also the theory with the Cubs and all their day games, pre-lights

I forgot about the Mavs. Remember when the Sox cancelled a game real early because of weather, and it turned out to be fine at gametime, and many thought the real reason was because the Bulls had a playoff game that night and there wouldn't be more than a couple of thousand at the Sox game?

 

That's nothing compared to the Cal Ripken/Kevin Costner conspiracy.

Nope, catching is 500 times worse.

They have those new air-conditioned masks now.

That was also the theory with the Cubs and all their day games, pre-lights

LMAO! And they still suck. Day and night.

That's nothing compared to the Cal Ripken/Kevin Costner conspiracy.

The Grassy Knoll shot Ripken?

The Grassy Knoll shot Ripken?

 

No, the "conspiracy" was that Costner shot Ripken's wife.

LMAO! And they still suck. Day and night.

They found out it really was only a theory.

"you will think pretty soon here jon garland will remember he has given up 19 homers."

-Rangers play by play guy

Grieve: "Ohohohohohoho..I wish that ball was fair."

 

Solid inning.

58 pitches in 4 innings for Garland so far. Not bad...now lets remember how to hit.

NICEEEEEE inning there by JG.