January 30, 200719 yr No male White Sox fan will own a dog smaller than Paulie's first base glove. Any male White Sox fan caught watching "Dreamgirls" without a date, will have his membership revoked and banned from U.S. Cellular Field. Edited January 30, 200719 yr by ChiSoxLifer
January 30, 200719 yr no male white sox fan will run onto the field and attack any player, coach, or umpire.... lest thy balls desire to be cut off.
January 30, 200719 yr Author No male White Sox fan will ask his buddy to accompany him to the washroom.
January 30, 200719 yr The White Sox already did this: http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/cws/fan_fo...inder_rules.jsp
January 30, 200719 yr Author QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 12:04 PM) The White Sox already did this: http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/cws/fan_fo...inder_rules.jsp not the same.
January 30, 200719 yr QUOTE(ChiSoxLifer @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 02:04 PM) No male White Sox fan will ask his buddy to accompany him to the washroom. What about going to get beer if the ushers arent coming around fast enough?
January 30, 200719 yr If you are caught on camera in the seats behind the batter in the shot, on your cell and waving like a damned fool, you will be tasered and dragged out.
January 30, 200719 yr No man will go to a game with a chick wearing pink sox gear* *Unless she is 8 or younger.
January 30, 200719 yr Anyone getting up and leaving a row in the middle of an at bat shall be tarred and feathered with a Cub Logo
January 30, 200719 yr QUOTE(drowninginflame @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 04:10 PM) this thread sucks. really. You suck for saying that seriously, if you don't like a thread, don't say a thing and slowly (or quickly) leave the thread
January 30, 200719 yr QUOTE(ptatc @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 04:10 PM) Anyone getting up and leaving a row in the middle of an at bat shall be tarred and feathered with a Cub Logo i support this new policy
January 30, 200719 yr QUOTE(shoota @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 04:44 PM) man law isn't funny. The "Man Law" campaign has never even approached being funny.
January 30, 200719 yr QUOTE(Balance @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 04:47 PM) The "Man Law" campaign has never even approached being funny. agreed.
January 30, 200719 yr QUOTE(ChiSoxLifer @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 08:08 PM) not the same. I believe on Friday one Brooks Boyer said it was.
January 30, 200719 yr cardinal man laws... no men at any white sox game will put their nuts under their seat... no men at any white sox game will throw their nuts on the playing field....
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