Texsox Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Candidate Biden claims Candidate Obama is "clean". Sounds... nice. But can there be too much of a good thing? The Top 8 Signs a Presidential Candidate Is Too Clean 8> Never went to law school. Enough said. 7> Forget shaking hands; he insists you sanitize your knuckle before he'll give you a fist bump. 6> Her record? A blank piece of paper. 5> His dirty laundry is sorted into neatly stacked misdemeanor, felony and treasonous piles. 4> Constantly refers to Adrian Monk as "that disgusting slob". 3> You can see his teeth sparkling. From 100 yards away. With his mouth closed. 2> His Secretary of State squeaks. and the Number 1 Sign a Presidential Candidate Is Too Clean... 1> Can't score you any weed. [ Copyright 2007 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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