http://www.badcupid.com/white1.shtml

 

LMAO

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haha great site.

 

Happy valentines day all

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,

the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

 

Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

 

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.

 

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

 

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

 

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife

Marrying you screwed up my life.

 

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming.

 

My love, you take my breath away

What have you stepped in to smell this way.

 

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell".

 

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts tequila, one part lime.