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Funny moments in Church

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that was great

 

playing grab ass in church is fun

 

god likes it too =)

QUOTE(hi8is @ Mar 19, 2007 -> 01:40 PM)
that was great

 

playing grab ass in church is fun

 

god likes it too =)

 

Grab boob is fun too ;)

Edited by Athomeboy_2000

I was at mass one time and a guy raised his hand during the homily and asked the priest a question. I couldn't believe it. The guy was doing the Horseshack hand wave in the second row until the priest finally stopped and acknowleged him.

When I saw the title of this thread, I immediately thought of the one simpsons clip where Homer is in church, is falling asleep during the homily or something, and then as he falls asleep, he bangs his head against the pew and scream dammit. Ah, the good old simpsons.

QUOTE(Middle Buffalo @ Mar 19, 2007 -> 09:51 PM)
I was at mass one time and a guy raised his hand during the homily and asked the priest a question. I couldn't believe it. The guy was doing the Horseshack hand wave in the second row until the priest finally stopped and acknowleged him.

 

Oh come on! What did he ask?

QUOTE(mreye @ Mar 20, 2007 -> 05:59 AM)
Oh come on! What did he ask?

I can't remember what the question was. What I remember is that it really had nothing to do with the homily, and the priest was visibly not all that happy about being interrupted. It was a religious question though, and the priest answered. Then the guy followed up with another question, and the priest gave a short answer and said he'd be happy to talk about it after church.

 

I'm assuming the priest went to confession shortly thereafter and confessed to lying to a parrishoner in church.

 

My dad was with me, and he was stunned.

Christians are funny.

QUOTE(mreye @ Mar 20, 2007 -> 12:59 PM)
Oh come on! What did he ask?

 

Something similar happened about five (or so) years ago. The priest was in his homily and, IIRC, the women pretty much just interrupted him. It was a mass during the week -- a 7:00 a.m. one so there weren't a lot of people here. But I think she was 'correcting' the priest as they were talking about the history of the church. This lady wanted to debate right in the middle of his homily. Finally the priest said that he'd talk to her sometime after mass.

 

Very odd experience.

QUOTE(CWSGuy406 @ Mar 20, 2007 -> 03:38 PM)
Something similar happened about five (or so) years ago. The priest was in his homily and, IIRC, the women pretty much just interrupted him. It was a mass during the week -- a 7:00 a.m. one so there weren't a lot of people here. But I think she was 'correcting' the priest as they were talking about the history of the church. This lady wanted to debate right in the middle of his homily. Finally the priest said that he'd talk to her sometime after mass.

 

Very odd experience.

 

They were probably Democrats.

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