The idea is to take a basball players name and use it in a sentence or quote in pun form.

Examples:

1) A good place to put a trophy is on "Mickey's Mantle"

2) Hey that looks pretty tasty! What is "Adam Eaton?"

3) Not sure which church to go to? Try "Lance' Parrish"

4) Will "Charlie Hough" and puff and blow your house down?

As usual, Pete Rose to the occasion.

Check out that hot looking Babe, Ruth.

I don't want to go, but Carlos May.

Oh man, I think I have a cold.

 

Sniffle, snilffle, Daisuke Matsuzaka!

 

Gesundheit.

 

 

 

Yeah I went there.

That hot babe makes me Kerry Wood.

That hot babe makes my Dick Pole

Don't drive Earl Battey!

Go to Vegas to see Oscar Gamble his cash away.

 

Having retired to sunny South Florida, I'd have expected Chuck Tanner than he was.

 

Granny lived in a mud hut so she decided to have Eric Soderholm.

 

I parked in the wrong place, only to see Bucky Dent my brand new car.

 

After a week-long cattle drive, the cowboy had a bad case of Harry Chappas.

 

The Partridge Family was really twisted. I hear Danny and Rubin the creepy manager used to watch Keith Foulke Lori in the back seat of that horrid van.

 

After years of seeing the dudes with the full heads of hair come out on top, it was refreshing for once to see James Baldwin.

 

After suffering several losses, it was nice to see Danny Darwin

 

I think I might have Billy Pierce my ear. And if I think if I want to get everything else pierced, well, that's definately a job for Jimmy Piersall.

 

I got sick after eating that primitive bony fish and the whole night everybody listened to me Ralph Garr.

 

This Christmas I'l make the bathroom especially festive when I hang some Jon Garland

 

The other night we were shooting craps and I lent Brook Fordyce. I hope he returns them

 

The kids wanted Dick Allen's autograph but the security guard told them to wait with the crowd behind the Alan Bannister. Apparently, nobody wanted Gavin Floyd's autograph because there was nobody behind the Floyd Bannister.

 

If you are going to make fun of one of her knees, please pick on her normal knee, Bill, Nahorodny.

 

I heard La Marr Hoyt that poor gal fooling around in bed the other night. Alas, another victim of the big Lamar Johnson.

 

OK, I'm really scraping bottom here . . . I better stop now.

Edited October 26, 200718 yr by FlaSoxxJim

The other night I saw Brian Downing a fifth of Southern Comfort.

 

He's not the only glutton though, as I'm sure Wilbur Wood eat en entire 22" pizza given the chance.

 

But the worst of the lot by far. . . after doing tequila shots all night Terry Forster to perform an unnatural act of depravity involving a live baby octopus, a balpeen hammer and several short lengths of surgical rubber tubing.

 

See. . . and I was convinced I couldn't sink any lower.

Allow me to be Frank, Thomas Jefferson was a great leader.

I was recently at a Japanese sushi bar with a friend of mine and he insisted we keep doing sake bomgbs. While fun at first, i quickly realized that i was getting very drunk and was on the verge of getting sick, something i really did not want to have happen. So, i finally just had to tell Hideo, Nomo.

My good friend Jon has been gaining so much weight lately I finally yelled at him and said "Jon, Adkins diet is for you!".

If you find you can't tell the difference between Jerry Owens and Jerry Reinsdorf, I'd say it's time to consult the Jerry Manuel.

A little financial advice Barry, Bonds are generally a stable long term investment.

 

 

A little financial advice Barry, Bonds are generally a stable long term investment.

 

 

Shut up Greg, Walker Texas Ranger is on!

I hate going to the Jim, Parque floors freak me out.

 

I never had a bad Mark, Prior to Calculus.

 

Hey, check out that Rac, Slider over here.

 

 

This thread is good.

 

Since I suck with names and would have to go to the soxtalk Dean, Dizzy is leaving the thread.

 

[/size]Great Job Guys! Keep em' coming! Cracked up at quite a few of them!

Here's a few more

If Bill can't go, the maybe Jorge Orta go instead.

What about Carp and Walleye? Is Steve Trout fishing again?

Hey Rich! Dotson of yours is not very bright!

Will he floor it or will Julio Cruz?

I don't want flat beer, I Juan Agosto!

Is that a huge wart on his toe?? No! It's just Scotts Ruffcorn!

Is is Roy Rogers turn to towel off a wet soaked Dale Evans? NO? Then who's turn is it? Silly!!!! Today it's "Don Drysdale! "

Is that a ghetto Chevrolet? No....it's a Whitey Ford

What a loser...Britt Burns everything he cooks.

Your are wrong about that Rich, McKinney is in Texas.

 

When his dog fell in to the well, I had to help Eddie Fisher out.

 

We went with Ron'(S ant o)phellia.

 

With his pointed cricism of Hillary last night on CNN, Glen Beckert his chance of an invitation to the inauguration ceremonies.

 

Consider the lie and distance from the green, I'd Chipper, Jones.

 

 

If you find you can't tell the difference between Jerry Owens and Jerry Reinsdorf, I'd say it's time to consult the Jerry Manuel.

I had no problem with Jerrys, but I couldn't tell the difference between Charlie Liebrandt and Charlie Hough, so it was a good thing I had my Charlie Manuel.

 

J.D. Drew a nice picture, but Stephen Drew a better one.

 

It is not true that David Lee Roth is Larry Rothschild.

Visitors love Coco's, Crisp toast.

 

I loved playing Milton Bradley's Connect Four as a kid.

Rollie Fingers a lot of women during foreplay.

 

He shot fish with a gun, he was the Catfish Hunter.

 

Edited October 27, 200718 yr by knightni

Is Bert camping far away or is Bert Campaneris

If you want to lift something heavy out of the water, use Ed's Kranepool

Will he drink half of a beer, or will Harmon Killebrew?

If your father is named Joe and you are named Duane, doesn't that make Duane, Josephson?

Oh No! Did Curt Flood the basemen again?

If you like a drawing of a deserted wasteland, will Andy Etchebarren one for you?

Need a driver for your armored truck? Get Ed's Brinkman!

I see things from one point of view, but Daves Concepcion might be a little different.

Man does his girlfriend smell. After eating the chili, Ricks Honeycutt a nasty one!