Gregory Pratt Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 "you'll have wasted your life," I say to my friend on the phone while discussing whether or not she would bang Hall from Hall and Oates. "No. Won't I live longer?" "What?!" "People who don't have sex live longer, right?" "Umm, I doubt that's true." "I've heard it's true." "Yeah, well -- who did they use as experiment?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I've heard if you masturbate, you go blind my vision is getting worse by the day, so I think there may be something to this theory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 The conversation then became: "Besides, even without 'sex' people would wank, re-creating hormones." "What does it mean, to wank?" "Umm, you know." "What?" "Guess." "Uh..." "Yeah?" "To masturbate?" "Uh huh." "Girls don't do that. We don't need to." "Umm, I doubt you get that answer, asking around." So she asks around and hilarity ensues. What a strange conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I figured masturbation was bound to come up at some point in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 You don't live longer without sex, it just SEEMS longer. .....or so I've heard..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(The Critic @ Dec 5, 2007 -> 10:51 PM) You don't live longer without sex, it just SEEMS longer. .....or so I've heard..... O.K., you know where this post is going. By the way...you have one weird friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Dec 6, 2007 -> 06:31 AM) By the way...you have one weird friend. Admitting your weirdness is half the battle. I'm proud of you, my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(The Critic @ Dec 6, 2007 -> 08:06 AM) Admitting your weirdness is half the battle. I'm proud of you, my friend. Not you, I'm talking about Pratt. Pratt's friend is weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I feel I lose a couple IQ points every time I read a GP post . . . Yet I am sickly drawn to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He_Gawn Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I heard if you don't use it, you lose it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Dec 6, 2007 -> 10:39 AM) I feel I lose a couple IQ points every time I read a GP post . . . Yet I am sickly drawn to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Dec 6, 2007 -> 10:34 AM) Not you, I'm talking about Pratt. Pratt's friend is weird. Yeah, and that's why we're friends and nothing more. She's crazy, and I love her to death, but she says ridiculous things that lead us down silly roads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Dec 6, 2007 -> 01:10 PM) Yeah, and that's why we're friends and nothing more. She's crazy, and I love her to death, but she says ridiculous things that lead us down silly roads. I used to have friends like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Dec 6, 2007 -> 12:49 PM) I used to have friends like that. We also work together, so I can't just cut her off or anything. I don't care how crazy and silly her beliefs and superstitutions are because we're friends, and I don't care what my friends believe as long as they're decent people which means they can't believe in, I don't know, sabermetrics or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 (edited) Sex is actually supposed to be GOOD for your health I thought. And any woman who says that women don't masturbate is not only a liar, but also a person who likes to "make themself feel good" quite a bit. I'm sure your friend is a lovely woman, but she probably is in love with her hand if she's in denial in that regard. Edited December 6, 2007 by whitesoxfan101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I'm still trying to work out how anybody gets involved in a conversation in which the subject is whether you would bang Hall from Hall and Oates. . . And for the record, I would not. I can't go for that. No can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 6, 2007 -> 02:14 PM) I'm still trying to work out how anybody gets involved in a conversation in which the subject is whether you would bang Hall from Hall and Oates. . . And for the record, I would not. I can't go for that. No can do. Cause you know it don't matter anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Dec 6, 2007 -> 03:19 PM) when you feel you can't go on, I'll come and hold you Watch out boy, She'll chew you up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(He_Gawn @ Dec 6, 2007 -> 11:23 AM) I heard if you don't use it, you lose it. is that a serious question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 6, 2007 -> 02:20 PM) Watch out boy, She'll chew you up! they're watching you they see your every move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 6, 2007 -> 02:20 PM) Watch out boy, She'll chew you up! But your kiss is on my list... Anyway, I heard, everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. See: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 By the way, GP, if your friend wouldn't bang Hall, as her if she'll at least consider a mustache ride from Oates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Milwaukee Coliseum circa 1980, they opened for ELO worse.show.ever (ELO was masterful) Sara Smile, thirty minutes, both guys withering on the stage, the song took sooooo much out of them to sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 6, 2007 -> 02:23 PM) By the way, GP, if your friend wouldn't bang Hall, as her if she'll at least consider a mustache ride from Oates. I can't believe you got that down off your bedroom wall and scanned it so fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Dec 6, 2007 -> 03:26 PM) I can't believe you got that down off your bedroom wall and scanned it so fast. Even faster, I took it from the pile of old Tiger Beats I keep in my sock drawer. I actually really like the earliest Hall and Oates stuff – the 1972-1974 "blue-eyed soul" stuff that KG thinks is a myth. The Rundgren-produced War Babies album is quite excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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