You must write two to three sentences, including one Soxtalk poster. Please try and keep the story line.

 

FlaSoxxJim is in line at Denny's for their Early Bird Special before the Sox - Rays playoff game when he meets up with YASNY. Over the low cholesterol skinless, fatless, tasteless, chicken breasts YASNY decides they should do something crazy during the game to show their support for Javy.

You must write two to three sentences, including one Soxtalk poster. Please try and keep the story line.

 

FlaSoxxJim is in line at Denny's for their Early Bird Special before the Sox - Rays playoff game when he meets up with YASNY. Over the low cholesterol skinless, fatless, tasteless, chicken breasts YASNY decides they should do something crazy during the game to show their support for Javy.

"Maybe we could shave our heads as a sign of support" said FlaSoxxJim. YASNY considered that for a moment, but only for a moment. He really didn't want to shave off what little hair he had left.

Edited October 2, 200817 yr by Alpha Dog

So they hopped in Jim's Dodge Dart and drove to the stadium where they hoped to get on TV with all their Sox gear. They even decided on black socks to match their sandals. Sadly, it wasn't much of a statement, as almost all of the Rays fans wear knee high black socks with their shorts.

So they hopped in Jim's Dodge Dart and drove to the stadium where they hoped to get on TV with all their Sox gear. They even decided on black socks to match their sandals. Sadly, it wasn't much of a statement, as almost all of the Rays fans wear knee high black socks with their shorts.

"We're outnumbered here, even if they ARE older than us" exclaimed YASNY. "We need some extra support", thought FlaSoxxJim. Time to dog out the Soxtalk phonebook!

So Fathom dragged his sixteen volume set of White Sox Stats August 2008 to September 2008 and joined the fray. Moments later, amid a loud whirl of noise that no one could understand, Kap appeared.

Upon sighting Kap, FlaSoxxJim started asking him what the weird noise was about. Before Jim could finish his sentence, Kap blurted out, "Are we going to analyze this situation to death, Mr. Scientist and sidekick Stat Boy? Or go kick some Tampa ass?!" And marched off towards the seats.

Upon sighting Kap, FlaSoxxJim started asking him what the weird noise was about. Before Jim could finish his sentence, Kap blurted out, "Are we going to analyze this situation to death, Mr. Scientist and sidekick Stat Boy? Or go kick some Tampa ass?!" And marched off towards the seats.

"Oh great, more manufactured outrage", muttered Fathom. FlaSoxxJim and YASNY just looked at each other and shrugged. As they started towards the stadium, they heard a yell from across the lot. "Wait for us!" they heard, but who said it?

As the two figures approached through the afternoon haze Fathom gulped. He had a strange feeling these unknown people were trouble. "My name is Jim. JimH," said one of the figures, glistening in the sunlight from a recently applied coat of vegetable oil over his rippling muscles.

And who was with JimH? Why it was Juggernaut, Jabroni, and Redandwhite. As they yelled for the others to stop, everyone ignored them.

Edited October 3, 200817 yr by Milkman delivers

Together, all four made up a gang of friends each possessing a special ring. On weekends they solved mysteries for a reasonable rate. The original Soxtalk group quickened their pace to avoid speaking with the ghosts of their past. YASNY was the first to reach the front gate, but he knew it wasn't the late he'd see of the super buddies.

He would actually have one more run-in with the super buddies. After the game, YASNY happened upon the severely beaten super buddies in an alley, apparently falling victim to someone wielding a poorly-fashioned cane. But, that's a story for another time.

Upon hearing of this, Heads and Wite got drunk and cuddled. It was glorious.

Meanwhile, back at the Cell ...

Meanwhile, back at the Cell ...

Kid Gleason is banging on the gates yelling "I LEFT MY OBSCURE IMPORTED MICROBREW FROM URUGUAY IN THERE!!!!!" while FlaSoxxJim laughs at him, holding said Uruguayan microbrew behind his back.