really trying to get this song out of my head

 

"uh, Long Distance, Directory-Assistance, Area Code 212",

i Said, "hey Mama, This Is Mr. Rhythm-And-Blues"

he Said Hello And Put Me On Hold

to Say The Least, The Cat Was Cold

he Said, "don't Call Us, Child, We'll Call You"

i Said, "you Got My Number?"

he Said, "yeah, I Got It When You Walked In The Door."

 

don't Call Us...We'll Call You

don't Call Us...We'll Call You

 

"i Got Your Name From A Friend Of A Friend

who Said He Used To Work With You

do You Remember The All-Night Preacher From Stereo-92?"

i Said, "could You Relate To Our Quarter-Track Tape?

you Know The Band Performs In The Nude."

he Said, "uh-Uh, Don't Call Us, We'll Call You."

 

"listen Kid, You Pay For The Call

you Ain't Bad, But We 've Heard It All Before

yeah, It Sounds Like John, Paul And George."

 

anyway, We Cut A Hit And Toured A Bit,

with The Song He Said He Couldn't Use

and Now He Calls, And Begs And Crawls,

it's Telephone Deja Vu

we Got Percentage Points And Lousy Joints

and All The Glitter We Can Use, Mama,

so, Huh, Don't Call Us, We'll Call You!

 

you May Have Heard This One Before, Too:

"listen Kid, You Pay For The Call

well, You Ain't Bad But I've Heard It All Before."

 

don't Call Us...We'll Call You.

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Safety Dance?

thankfully no, but that's another great song

Unfortunately now I have Safety Dance in my head. Doh!

Valentines Day is a long ways away

Why does anyone celebrate Valentines Day? It's such a pointless holiday.

"X marks the spot" according to my pirate themed valentine's day map.

Why does anyone celebrate Valentines Day? It's such a pointless holiday.

 

You celebrate Valentines Day so that your spouse/girlfriend reciprocates and honors Steak and BJ Day a month later.

Zen-like approach to coaching is what Ozzie should consider. Be more like Phil Jackson.

And I am back in the thread.

Birthday boy doesn't have anything better to do?

Can't you see he forgot what he was supposed to be doing...

Dementia has set in, alas.

Easy boy! I was ahem, adding to my post count

Fangorn Forest was was bordered by the Misty Mountains to the west, Isengard to the southwest, to the east and south by Rohan, and to the north and northeast by Lothlórien, in case anybody was wondering.

Gandolf...is that you?

Happy Birthday Tex ... woo

Isengard and its black tower Orthanc were both built in the Second Age of Middle-earth.

Jay-Z's new album leaked today, good stuff.

Kid Cudi or Jay-Z?

Lothlórien was the fairest forest of the Elves of the Third Age.

Maybe it's time for me to bow out.

Maybe it's time for me to bow out.

Nancy.

Ok there flower boy.

Princes of Dol Amroth included Denethor, Steward of Gondor and Eomer, King of Rohan.