August 16, 200916 yr QUOTE (knightni @ Aug 16, 2009 -> 01:11 PM) Flaxx likes his drinkees Nothing like getting toasted on high class hooch, yo This is true. However, I don't think you're entirely clear on the concept: White Sox haikus, not Flaxx haukus, please.
August 16, 200916 yr Freddy Garcia soon to return A roster decision looms, Kenny For the love, demote Wise
August 16, 200916 yr Charlotte going nowhere Playoffs soon for Birmingham Please send us some Flowers
September 3, 200916 yr Terrible road trip Dooms Sox chances for this year Time to play the kids Bye Jim and Jose First steps in offseason moves Get younger next year Peavy's elbow aches Hope this isn't a preview Of fragility Beat the Cubbies now Win the cross-town rivalry Salvage some team pride
September 3, 200916 yr Author Road trip from hell Made Me Mad Brandon Allen hit HR yesterday; Pena no good
September 3, 200916 yr QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 3, 2009 -> 01:03 PM) Road trip from hell Made Me Mad Brandon Allen hit HR yesterday; Pena no good Start off with five counts Then you jump up to seven. back to five...haiku!
September 3, 200916 yr QUOTE (JuiceCruz16 @ Sep 3, 2009 -> 02:15 PM) Goodbye Metrodome No more fake grass and baggie You will not be missed Twinkies will miss it No more cheap slap hits bounding Through fake infield turf Twinkies also can't Mess with indoor fans to help Long balls fly or die Mistakes by Minny To move football team inside Baseball team outside
September 5, 200916 yr Too little too late, next year who is the DH, it may be Thome Pods, Beckham, Quentin Konerko, AJ, Rios, Dye, Getz, Ramirez
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