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Help Me Play Ben Wallace

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I voted no.

 

haha

QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Sep 14, 2009 -> 05:12 PM)
I voted no.

 

haha

So did I.

 

Ben Wallace has contained some of the better post players in the NBA. Would be hilarious to see him know Steve on his butt. lol

lol

 

I actually thought your post said:

 

Ben Wallace has contained some of the better (Soxtalk) post(ers).
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I would work on my conditioning and my long-distance, and I'd get real good at acting like I'd been elbowed in the face. I can do it! BELIEVE!!

In a game of horse maybe, everyone knows Wallace is a poor shooter.

 

In a strictly one on one game where he can back you down and dunk on your head, not so much.

 

You might get lucky hitting a jumper or two, but come on Steve, he's still a fairly effective defender in spurts against much better players that you.

QUOTE (ZoomSlowik @ Sep 14, 2009 -> 07:56 PM)
In a game of horse maybe, everyone knows Wallace is a poor shooter.

 

In a strictly one on one game where he can back you down and dunk on your head, not so much.

 

You might get lucky hitting a jumper or two, but come on Steve, he's still a fairly effective defender in spurts against much better players that you.

 

I saw Ben Wallace hit 22 threes in a row out of the corner during warm ups before a Bulls game I went to. All of those guys are lights out when they aren't guarded or going at game speed.

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QUOTE (Jake @ Sep 14, 2009 -> 08:46 PM)
I saw Ben Wallace hit 22 threes in a row out of the corner during warm ups before a Bulls game I went to. All of those guys are lights out when they aren't guarded or going at game speed.

Yet he can't hit free throws?

He would straight murder you Steve. He'd strip you down naked, and mind you, you'd still have clothes on.

There is absolutely no way you'd even get a shot off STeve. None. If he wanted to, you'd be absolutely screwed. And given the call out, I got a feeling he'd also knock your ass out.

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QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Sep 15, 2009 -> 11:33 AM)
There is absolutely no way you'd even get a shot off STeve. None. If he wanted to, you'd be absolutely screwed. And given the call out, I got a feeling he'd also knock your ass out.

I'd sue him.

 

I'd run around and chuck 3's and pray. He'd score everytime, so I would not allow the make-it take-it rule, and I'd work on my accuracy. It'd be on.

 

He's a p**** though, and probably won't accept the challenge! I presume that'd be because he's scared.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Sep 15, 2009 -> 12:45 PM)
I'd sue him.

 

I'd run around and chuck 3's and pray. He'd score everytime, so I would not allow the make-it take-it rule, and I'd work on my accuracy. It'd be on.

 

He's a p**** though, and probably won't accept the challenge! I presume that'd be because he's scared.

*block*

 

 

The comments are the best part of the article.

 

"Is Steve black and can he dunk."

 

You should have answered:

 

It says NON ATHLETE, obviously hes white.

 

:P

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QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Sep 15, 2009 -> 01:19 PM)
The comments are the best part of the article.

 

"Is Steve black and can he dunk."

 

You should have answered:

 

It says NON ATHLETE, obviously hes white.

 

:P

Hahaha, yeah... I called that person racist in there.

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