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Family Guy

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Ive seen some peoples avatars, and noticed they had Family Guy pictures on it. Everyone who has seen the show list your favorite episodes, quotes

 

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

 

 

 

-Cleveland: Quagmire, your what the Spanish call Elll terrrriiibbbllleee.

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-Quagmire (Talking to Chris): Don't worry, when I was growing up I didn't even have a dad.

 

(Cut to a clip of Quagmire when he was a kid, and hes crying)

 

Quagmire mom: Looks like your hungry (opens up shirt to breastfeed him)

Quagmire: (Looks at boobs, stops crying) oooooohhhh right.

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- Adam West: I enjoy this job more then I like taffy. And im a man that enjoys his taffy. (Eats taffy for about a minute, expressing extreme joy)

 

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- Peter "How dare you question my parenting, If you were a women I'd slug you.

 

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-Peter talking to repairman "Hey get back here"

 

Repairman "What?"

 

Peter: ....................I have to draw you

(Shows repairman naked) Your why caveman painted on walls.

 

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-Peter talking to tv executives: you going to eat that stapler.

 

Executive: why......you cant eat a sta....

 

Peter: Wanna split it?

 

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-Peters "Cant touch me" song.

I think I speak for Cerb and I when I say this

 

"You must be this tall to ride the Quagmire"; Then you get to hear Quagmire's chuckle :D

Peter: Oh no!

Lois: Oh no!

Kool Aid man busting through wall: Oh Yeah!!

I think I speak for Cerb and I when I say this

 

"You must be this tall to ride the Quagmire"; Then you get to hear Quagmire's chuckle  :D

It's You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.

 

Don't worry, I still same this tall, too. I r so dumb!

MY favorite is the one wear the Griffens are on the reality TV show

 

BE GOOD

Stewie: mmm...these are delicious...Good News Flappy, I have decided not to kill you!

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Peter: I never have been good talking to authorities

 

(flashback being pulled over)

 

Peter lifts shirt exposing nipple

 

Cop: Sir I am going to have to ask you to put your shirt down.

 

Peter: Great I get the one straight cop in Rhode Island.

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Those were from last nights episode they were stuck on my mind

I also like the mystery box episode.

I also like the mystery box episode.

lol but it's a mystery box! it could be anything, even a boat. we've always wanted one of those!

 

sorry if i screwed up the quote but i didn't bother to look it up. my favorites are

 

Lois: That commercial was obviously made by a man.

Peter: Of course a man made it, Lois. It's a commercial, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner.

 

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Peter: I read a book about this once!

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Peter: Oh yeah.

I think I speak for Cerb and I when I say this

 

"You must be this tall to ride the Quagmire"; Then you get to hear Quagmire's chuckle  :D

It's You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.

 

Don't worry, I still same this tall, too. I r so dumb!

Another classic Quagmire quote is during the Petoria episode, the missile from the US Army misses peter's house and goes into Quagmire ceiling. It sticks out between him and a women sitting on the couch and he says, pointing to the missile

 

"To Answer your question something like this"

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Cali, nice avatar of the Evil Monkey

 

Peter: Chris want to go camping.

 

Chris. Yeah, anything to get me away from the Evil monkey that lives in my closet.

 

Peter, Cleveland: (Laughing)

 

---Evil monkeys appears in window and does his thing.

 

Wasn't he in another episode?

Cali, nice avatar of the Evil Monkey

 

Peter:  Chris want to go camping.

 

Chris.  Yeah, anything to get me away from the Evil monkey that lives in my closet.

 

Peter, Cleveland: (Laughing)

 

---Evil monkeys appears in window and does his thing.

 

Wasn't he in another episode?

I like the Lois karate one and the Norm Macdonald death one. But I never saw any episode I didn't like.

Meg to Chris in front of the Air Conditioner - "Chris, move! You're hogging up all the AC"

 

Chris - "Yeah! Well you're hogging up all the UGLY!"

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"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's stuck in the windowsill again...."

Peter: "Why did all the dinosaurs die?"

 

Tour Guide: "Because you touch yourself at night."

Cali, nice avatar of the Evil Monkey

 

Peter:  Chris want to go camping.

 

Chris.  Yeah, anything to get me away from the Evil monkey that lives in my closet.

 

Peter, Cleveland: (Laughing)

 

---Evil monkeys appears in window and does his thing.

 

Wasn't he in another episode?

I like the Lois karate one and the Norm Macdonald death one. But I never saw any episode I didn't like.

the norm macdonald death one was on today...

 

*Death sticks chicken leg in face, pulls it out right away, only bone remaining*

 

Meg: How did you do that?

 

Death: I was in some movies.....

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