Zoinks! I can't believe how abruptly it all ended.

Yes. That was rather odd. Ddo rehtar saw taht. Sey.

X-rated homophobic post did the trick, I believe.

Would this be like a reverse cowgirl?

Very early jump on the X-rated references in this thread, I see.

Unlikely that this one goes nearly as long as the other one.

This one will probably die a pretty quick death.

Some mod will lock it, much to our disappointment.

Really not diggin the vibe in this thread.

Really not diggin the vibe in this thread.

 

Quite interesting, seeing as we're already such a backwards group here on the best of days.

Plus if you ever get pulled over for DUI, you can refer to this thread to help you get through the sobriety tests!

Plus if you ever get pulled over for DUI, you can refer to this thread to help you get through the sobriety tests!

 

Or you can blame this thread for driving you to drink. . . and drive.

Not really, but it is worth a try.

Maybe Jim just needs another reason to justify his excessive drinking?

Lately, he doesn't care about excuses, just reasons.

Knowing when to drink and when not to drink is half the battle. Maximizing the former and minimizing the latter is the other half.

JUST DRINK IT!

I Drank What?!!?

Holy cow, I've developed a headache reading this so far.

Go ahead and pretend you're Benjamin Button and it's really just you going backwards.

Funny guy that Benny Button.

Funny guy that Benny Button.

 

Every time a bell rings...Jim takes another drink.

Disappointing ending to the last thread, BTW. Killed by a virgin thread poster, too.

Can Jim drink to that? YES HE CAN!!!

Beer or some sort of other alcohol?